This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil

Steve_A · 01-08-2010, 09:39 AM

Hi Everybody,

This just blew me away! The One World Government is here and now for sure.

I checked on how I could get the form to renew my British Passport here in Brazil. I imagined (silly me) that I would have to get the form from the Consulate here in the Northeast of Brazil or the Embassy in Rio de Janeiro. I was three months too late as the rules changed at the end of September 2009. I now have to apply for my renewed passport in.... beleive it or not..... Washington!

http://ukinbrazil.fco.gov.uk/en/passports/

Best regards,

Steve

LucidJia · 01-08-2010, 09:56 AM

Oh dear that is ridiculous.

I had to go to Auckland to to apply for a transit visa just so I could transit in LAX on my way from N.Z. to Canada.

Good luck to you.

morguana · 01-08-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_A

Hi Everybody,

This just blew me away! The One World Government is here and now for sure.

I checked on how I could get the form to renew my British Passport here in Brazil. I imagined (silly me) that I would have to get the form from the Consulate here in the Northeast of Brazil or the Embassy in Rio de Janeiro. I was three months too late as the rules changed at the end of September 2009. I now have to apply for my renewed passport in.... beleive it or not..... Washington!

http://ukinbrazil.fco.gov.uk/en/passports/

Best regards,

Steve

that is maddness steve......

, does not sit well does it?
they are creeping in though the side door without asking
m x

burgundia · 01-08-2010, 02:05 PM

And this is really NEWS!!!

lindabaker · 01-08-2010, 05:03 PM

I want to know who decided that Washington is the "command center" of the Americas? It's not exactly the heart center of both continents.

This is creeping me out.

lemon69 · 01-08-2010, 05:15 PM

look´s like you´ll have to become brazilian ,,,,ah reeba
ive had to become spanish ,but im welsh

joe2288 · 01-08-2010, 05:19 PM

Very interesting Steve A. I guess we can be glad you don't have to renew it in

China, then I'd be really worried. Yea i think in the next year or so there gonna

really start consolidating power and trying to flex the muscles of a World super

government. The ground work is all laid out, but the only thing holding back is

America isn't submitting blindly, because there catching on to the corruption

of Washington. I think it is amazing all these events are beginning to climax right

before 2012. It is almost as if it was all planned out in the growth of are

consciousness. I have been watching a lot of videos on the Mayans and I think

They are alot more Advanced then we on Avalon even gave them credit for.

no caste · 01-09-2010, 04:46 PM

Why can't Washington D.C. just be integrated into the USA - bring its money with it for the national budget.

I do NOT understand why it is removed from the union.

*BRING DC HOME*

THE eXchanger · 01-12-2010, 06:16 PM

I apologize for the obscenities but I didn't edit the original...

Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport,
and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number
and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997,
and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me
where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have on my social insurance card,
and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years.

It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had,
on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years,
and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note,
once and for all, that my mother's name is
Maryanne, my father's name is Robert
and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

****!

I apologize, Mr. Minister.

I'm really ****** off this morning.

Between you an' me,
I've had enough of this ********!

You send the application to my house,
then you ask me for my ****ing address.

What is going on?

You have a gang of Neanderthal *******s workin' there!

Look at my damn picture...
Do I look like Bin Laden?

I don't want to dig up
Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes...
I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me,
why would you give a **** whether I plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?

If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat,
believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now,
'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
get another ****in' copy of my birth certificate,
to the tune of $60!!!

Would it be so complicated
to have all the services in the same spot to
assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense.

You'd rather have us
running all over the ****in' place
like chickens with our heads cut off,
then find some ******* to confirm that it's really me
on the goddamn picture

- you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
(****ing morons)

Hey, you know why we can't smile?

We're totally ****** off!

Signed - An Irate ****ing Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture
and getting someone to
confirm that it's me?

Well, my family has been in this country since 1776
when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans.
I have served in the military for something over 30 years
and have had security clearances
up the yingyang.

I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor
of our province for ten years
and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP
for about five years.

However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am
- you know,
someone like my doctor
WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ****ing ***** !!!

giovonni · 01-12-2010, 08:36 PM

From my experience with embassy's most of this info is shared> The country's with the larger economies (people) have these duties divided unto other diplo/immigration offices embassy's (consulates) around the world. This is usually due to several reasons> shortage of qualified staffs/security (area of influence) and expediency

But then> I could be completely wrong

01-08-2010, 09:39 AM	#1
Steve_A Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northeastern Brazil Posts: 1,259	This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil Hi Everybody, This just blew me away! The One World Government is here and now for sure. I checked on how I could get the form to renew my British Passport here in Brazil. I imagined (silly me) that I would have to get the form from the Consulate here in the Northeast of Brazil or the Embassy in Rio de Janeiro. I was three months too late as the rules changed at the end of September 2009. I now have to apply for my renewed passport in.... beleive it or not..... Washington! http://ukinbrazil.fco.gov.uk/en/passports/ Best regards, Steve Last edited by Steve_A; 01-08-2010 at 10:03 AM.

01-08-2010, 09:56 AM	#2
LucidJia Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Zealand Posts: 135	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil Oh dear that is ridiculous. I had to go to Auckland to to apply for a transit visa just so I could transit in LAX on my way from N.Z. to Canada. Good luck to you.

01-08-2010, 02:05 PM	#4
burgundia Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poland Posts: 3,442	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil And this is really NEWS!!!

01-08-2010, 05:03 PM	#5
lindabaker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 504	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil I want to know who decided that Washington is the "command center" of the Americas? It's not exactly the heart center of both continents. This is creeping me out.

01-08-2010, 05:15 PM	#6
lemon69 Project Avalon Researcher Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 41	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil look´s like you´ll have to become brazilian ,,,,ah reeba ive had to become spanish ,but im welsh

01-08-2010, 05:19 PM	#7
joe2288 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Illinois USA Posts: 652	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil Very interesting Steve A. I guess we can be glad you don't have to renew it in China, then I'd be really worried. Yea i think in the next year or so there gonna really start consolidating power and trying to flex the muscles of a World super government. The ground work is all laid out, but the only thing holding back is America isn't submitting blindly, because there catching on to the corruption of Washington. I think it is amazing all these events are beginning to climax right before 2012. It is almost as if it was all planned out in the growth of are consciousness. I have been watching a lot of videos on the Mayans and I think They are alot more Advanced then we on Avalon even gave them credit for.

01-09-2010, 04:46 PM	#8
no caste Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,375	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil Why can't Washington D.C. just be integrated into the USA - bring its money with it for the national budget. I do NOT understand why it is removed from the union. BRING DC HOME

01-12-2010, 06:16 PM	#9
THE eXchanger Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Spiritual eXplorer-Canada Posts: 4,915	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil I apologize for the obscenities but I didn't edit the original... Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! **! I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really ** off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this ****! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my ing address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal ***s workin' there! Look at my damn picture... Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for sakes... I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some *** to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (ing morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally ** off! Signed - An Irate ing Canadian Citizen. P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ing *** !!!

01-12-2010, 08:36 PM	#10
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: This is Stunning: How I Renew my British Passport in Brazil From my experience with embassy's most of this info is shared> The country's with the larger economies (people) have these duties divided unto other diplo/immigration offices embassy's (consulates) around the world. This is usually due to several reasons> shortage of qualified staffs/security (area of influence) and expediency But then> I could be completely wrong