Translaters Struggle With Alien Message

judykott · 02-06-2009, 01:16 AM

Several Translators have come up with different traslations for the telepathic message. Which one of these do you think it is , or do you hear a different message.

1.We gotta stop giving these civilizations nuclear technology

2."Stop playing around with the proton torpedoes, Dweezel! We need these people for our genetic engineering experiments!

3.Careful, these humans are an endangered species on the brink of extinction

4.We probably shouldn't show them the particle accelerator free energy technology just yet...

5.It must be a disease, Gorm. No other planet has creatures that destroy themselves

6.You've done it now, keep an eye open for Star Fleet.

7.It must be true, a nation of pothead smokers!

8.Looks like WE don't need to annihilate the human race after all...

9.Now look what you've done. Kirk is really going to be mad.

judykott · 02-06-2009, 01:23 AM

10. That's what happens with Genetically Modified Popcorn!

giovonni · 02-06-2009, 03:28 AM

How about....
PLEASEEEE TELL ME! YOU DIDN'T DRINK THE WATER DOWN THERE?

Dominic · 02-06-2009, 04:43 AM

Look they spray themselves with poison.

peaceandlove · 02-06-2009, 05:23 AM

"What on Earth is that?"

"Looks like a sheople explosion!"

"We must find them a new leader!"

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RON PAUL, Save your Constitutional Rights, RON PAUL!!!

(A message from the aliens!)

orthodoxymoron · 02-06-2009, 05:54 AM

Transmission Translation

Universal Law would not allow us to destroy the human race or violate their free-will. So we gave them technology which we knew they were not spiritually prepared to deal with...including nuclear weapons. Our plan has worked perfectly. First, we tricked them into thinking we were God. In the beginning...we created their religions. Then we tricked them into turning the control of their goverments over to us. Then we tricked them into building weapons, deep underground military bases, anti-gravity disks, and genetics labs for us. We tricked the elites into thinking they would become gods once the common people of the world were enslaved or exterminated. Now most of the pathetic creatures are dead. The surface dwellers were killed by nuclear weapons and deadly microbes. The elites were eaten by us when they went into their underground bases. The elites with good taste served us the elites who tasted good. We kept the Illuminati alive...to breed for food...and for ritual sacrifices to Lucifer. Now we have the earth all to ourselves. We almost lost the battle when the creatures invented that GD piece of paper they called the U.S Constitution. If they had actually follwed it...we would have had to leave. But the homeland has been secured. At long last, we have our New World Order. From this base of operations...we will trick other young races...and gain many New Worlds for ourselves...and the Universal Council cannot stop us. We have broken no Universal Laws. We simply told the creatures what they wanted to hear...and gave them what they wanted. We were just 'helping' them...

Transmission Ended

02-06-2009, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by peaceandlove

RON PAUL, Save your Constitutional Rights, RON PAUL!!! (A message from the aliens!)[/CENTER]

Hey peaceandlove, being a fan of slippage myself, here, for you (and there's a nice Ron Paul one on this website too):
http://www.libertystickers.com/

Hi judykott - I'm thinking.... but in the meantime... another sticker!!

I have it from a pretty good source that all current mediators are a bit burnt-out. The artists conception looks a bit off to me. There also could be a bit of a stalemate right now.

As well, have heard some funny songs on the radio lately - don't know who did it, but the lyrics went something like 'there's whiskey in the Kool-Aid' so I'm thinking that's a really good idea myself now, except I'm skipping the mixer. I'm not sure if this group drinks yet.

peace

orthodoxymoron · 02-06-2009, 07:04 AM

Bush's (and Obama's) Cabinet pictured above...meeting in the White House basement bunker. Is that a remote-control picture-phone? Did et phone rome...and call 911?
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCMNu1ToWPA 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjUN-...eature=related

judykott · 02-06-2009, 09:53 PM

Global Warming caused by methane gas produced by humanoids after ingesting McDonalds

02-06-2009, 01:16 AM	#1
judykott Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 711	Translaters Struggle With Alien Message Several Translators have come up with different traslations for the telepathic message. Which one of these do you think it is , or do you hear a different message. 1.We gotta stop giving these civilizations nuclear technology 2."Stop playing around with the proton torpedoes, Dweezel! We need these people for our genetic engineering experiments! 3.Careful, these humans are an endangered species on the brink of extinction 4.We probably shouldn't show them the particle accelerator free energy technology just yet... 5.It must be a disease, Gorm. No other planet has creatures that destroy themselves 6.You've done it now, keep an eye open for Star Fleet. 7.It must be true, a nation of pothead smokers! 8.Looks like WE don't need to annihilate the human race after all... 9.Now look what you've done. Kirk is really going to be mad.

02-06-2009, 01:23 AM	#2
judykott Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 711	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message 10. That's what happens with Genetically Modified Popcorn!

02-06-2009, 03:28 AM	#3
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message How about.... PLEASEEEE TELL ME! YOU DIDN'T DRINK THE WATER DOWN THERE? Last edited by giovonni; 02-06-2009 at 03:30 AM.

02-06-2009, 04:43 AM	#4
Dominic Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Edgewood, Wa. Posts: 302	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message Look they spray themselves with poison.

02-06-2009, 05:23 AM	#5
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message "What on Earth is that?" "Looks like a sheople explosion!" "We must find them a new leader!" ***** ** * * ** * RON PAUL, Save your Constitutional Rights, RON PAUL!!! (A message from the aliens!) Last edited by peaceandlove; 03-03-2009 at 05:53 AM.

02-06-2009, 05:54 AM	#6
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message Transmission Translation Universal Law would not allow us to destroy the human race or violate their free-will. So we gave them technology which we knew they were not spiritually prepared to deal with...including nuclear weapons. Our plan has worked perfectly. First, we tricked them into thinking we were God. In the beginning...we created their religions. Then we tricked them into turning the control of their goverments over to us. Then we tricked them into building weapons, deep underground military bases, anti-gravity disks, and genetics labs for us. We tricked the elites into thinking they would become gods once the common people of the world were enslaved or exterminated. Now most of the pathetic creatures are dead. The surface dwellers were killed by nuclear weapons and deadly microbes. The elites were eaten by us when they went into their underground bases. The elites with good taste served us the elites who tasted good. We kept the Illuminati alive...to breed for food...and for ritual sacrifices to Lucifer. Now we have the earth all to ourselves. We almost lost the battle when the creatures invented that GD piece of paper they called the U.S Constitution. If they had actually follwed it...we would have had to leave. But the homeland has been secured. At long last, we have our New World Order. From this base of operations...we will trick other young races...and gain many New Worlds for ourselves...and the Universal Council cannot stop us. We have broken no Universal Laws. We simply told the creatures what they wanted to hear...and gave them what they wanted. We were just 'helping' them... Transmission Ended Last edited by orthodoxymoron; 02-06-2009 at 10:17 PM.

02-06-2009, 07:04 AM	#8
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message Bush's (and Obama's) Cabinet pictured above...meeting in the White House basement bunker. Is that a remote-control picture-phone? Did et phone rome...and call 911? 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCMNu1ToWPA 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjUN-...eature=related Last edited by orthodoxymoron; 02-06-2009 at 10:15 PM.

02-06-2009, 09:53 PM	#9
judykott Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 711	Re: Translaters Struggle With Alien Message Global Warming caused by methane gas produced by humanoids after ingesting McDonalds