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SiriArc · 01-12-2010, 06:47 AM

Statuetory Abuse

Jnana · 01-13-2010, 03:29 PM

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is of course why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Debra during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Debra kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Dantheman62 · 01-14-2010, 05:59 AM

amate · 02-26-2010, 09:38 PM

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM

This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started.
The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me.
He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today.
Very inspiring!
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.
This is going to be a FANTASTIC week !!

________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.
I feel GREAT !! It's a whole new life for me.

_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other **** too.

_______________________________
THURSDAY:
******* C was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.
I couldn't help being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny little bitch to find me.
Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

_________________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that ******* Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

__________________________
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.
Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.
I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds !!!

5thElement · 02-26-2010, 11:39 PM

For all of you who have or have ever had a cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

El

amate · 02-27-2010, 06:59 AM

Except for that club.....that was my cat

She used to wake my husband by pulling his moustache with her tiny little teeth.....I shouldn't dare it ...LOL

Tango · 02-27-2010, 03:55 PM

Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can
breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, " I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'"

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and dr ive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull." Laughing... See, some know how to talk blond.

Trooly,

Tango

.

amate · 02-27-2010, 10:30 PM

Being a blond, I suddenly feel very comfortable

IT'S ALL DOWN TO PERSPECTIVES...

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods - until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.

* There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

* Life is sexually transmitted.

* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make It arrive faster?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Love and Hugs

A giggle a day make you eat less Apples !

lindabaker · 03-01-2010, 09:30 PM

oops can some one tell me how to embed youtube now? For those of you who don't mind Old news, and don't want to wait for me to embed: go to Kitty is a very BAD mystic. Cat attempts to channel spirit of mouse.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTbAsmPOKo

Dog · 03-02-2010, 04:00 AM

Dear Lord,

Last year you took away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett,
my favorite musician, Michael Jackson,
and my favorite salesman, Billy Mayes.

I just wanted to let you know that my favorite president is Obama.

Amen.

Stan

giovonni · 07-10-2009, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmen

And first prize goes to sleepingnomore!!

Your lizard joke is priceless, had tears rolling down my cheeks. I resonating to the wife, I think we share the same brand of sarcasm!!!

Cheers

Carmen

rhythm · 07-09-2009, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dantheman62

http://projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1678

Quote:

Originally Posted by unified serenity

carol burnett (watch the whole thing...you'll be crying from laughter)

hillarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemeos · 07-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Thanks rhythm for opening this thread, with due respect to Antaletriangle who already opened a thread with the same intentions.

Love, Laugh and enjoy Life!

gemeos

rhythm · 07-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemeos

Thanks rhythm for opening this thread, with due respect to Antaletriangle who already opened a thread with the same intentions.

Love, Laugh and enjoy Life!

gemeos

Well yes im sure Avalon can stand two threads

with a humor base .... and Ant hasnt been on Avalon for

quite some time , so lets not loose our sense of humor

metaw3 · 07-09-2009, 05:54 PM

http://failblog.org/2009/07/09/house-design-fail/

anikohu · 03-02-2010, 04:15 AM

:lmao

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemeos

Thanks rhythm for opening this thread, with due respect to Antaletriangle who already opened a thread with the same intentions.

Love, Laugh and enjoy Life!

gemeos

no caste · 03-02-2010, 06:03 AM

Taliban singles .... lol

bakeries, taking notes:

Freedom · 03-03-2010, 03:06 PM

What do you get if you cross a donkey
with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears,

but every once in a while,

you luck out and get a piece of a$$ that brings tears to your eyes

Freedom · 03-03-2010, 03:10 PM

A TRIP TO COSTCO

Deleted....sorry if I offend you...

Namaste.....Freedom

Kulapops · 03-03-2010, 03:32 PM

I am just wetting myself over those cakes...

and that cat is just too cute 5thelement...

Thx

xbusymom · 03-03-2010, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freedom

A TRIP TO COSTCO

... there's your proof of the sheeple brain

Kulapops · 03-04-2010, 12:44 AM

Ok.. for anyone in need of a chuckle still today, I propose some very silly british humour.

Any similarities to anyone or place real or fictional is purely coincidental.

No offence intended

Freedom · 03-04-2010, 03:21 AM

Bill Gates and the Pearly Gates

"Well, Bill," said "God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair,
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all!
What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver."

Kulapops · 03-04-2010, 06:41 PM

I am sorry, but mylife has not been the same since No caste introduced me to cake wrecks yesterday...

Thank you so much for this no caste !

here's another wonderful collection...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/...ruin-cake.html

I_Am · 03-04-2010, 08:04 PM

25 years ago Gösta Ekman did these minimalistic sketches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPXI...x=0&playnext=1

Mr Bean's mentor?

01-12-2010, 06:47 AM	#1
SiriArc Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Denver Posts: 109	Moose Malaise Statuetory Abuse

01-13-2010, 03:29 PM	#2
Jnana Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 653	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is of course why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Debra during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Debra kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

01-14-2010, 05:59 AM	#3
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

02-26-2010, 09:38 PM	#4
amate Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Europe Posts: 83	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started. The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week !! ________________________________ TUESDAY: I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT !! It's a whole new life for me. _______________________________ WEDNESDAY: The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other ** too. _______________________________ THURSDAY: *** C was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes. He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny little bitch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank. _________________________________ FRIDAY: I hate that *** Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it. Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director? __________________________ SATURDAY: Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel. ________________________________ SUNDAY:** I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds !!! Last edited by amate; 02-26-2010 at 10:21 PM.

02-26-2010, 11:39 PM	#5
5thElement Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: NW USA Posts: 117	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be For all of you who have or have ever had a cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q El Last edited by 5thElement; 02-26-2010 at 11:39 PM. Reason: grammar

02-27-2010, 06:59 AM	#6
amate Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Europe Posts: 83	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Except for that club.....that was my cat She used to wake my husband by pulling his moustache with her tiny little teeth.....I shouldn't dare it ...LOL Last edited by amate; 02-27-2010 at 09:01 AM.

02-27-2010, 03:55 PM	#7
Tango Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: eating dessert in the desert of Arizona Posts: 1,554	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, " I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'" The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and dr ive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull." Laughing... See, some know how to talk blond. Trooly, Tango .

02-27-2010, 10:30 PM	#8
amate Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Europe Posts: 83	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Being a blond, I suddenly feel very comfortable IT'S ALL DOWN TO PERSPECTIVES... * I used to eat a lot of natural foods - until I learned that most people die of natural causes. * There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. * Life is sexually transmitted. * Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. * The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. * Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. * Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. * All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. * In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. * How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? * Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?' * If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? * Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? * Does pushing the elevator button more than once make It arrive faster? * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Love and Hugs A giggle a day make you eat less Apples ! Last edited by amate; 03-01-2010 at 06:25 PM. Reason: editting

03-01-2010, 09:30 PM	#9
lindabaker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 504	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be oops can some one tell me how to embed youtube now? For those of you who don't mind Old news, and don't want to wait for me to embed: go to Kitty is a very BAD mystic. Cat attempts to channel spirit of mouse.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTbAsmPOKo Last edited by lindabaker; 03-01-2010 at 09:40 PM.

03-02-2010, 04:00 AM	#10
Dog Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 12	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Dear Lord, Last year you took away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favorite musician, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mayes. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite president is Obama. Amen. Stan

07-09-2009, 04:02 PM	#13
Gemeos Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Portugal Posts: 303	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Thanks rhythm for opening this thread, with due respect to Antaletriangle who already opened a thread with the same intentions. Love, Laugh and enjoy Life! gemeos

07-09-2009, 05:54 PM	#15
metaw3 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 431	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be http://failblog.org/2009/07/09/house-design-fail/

03-02-2010, 06:03 AM	#17
no caste Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,375	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Taliban singles .... lol bakeries, taking notes:

03-03-2010, 03:06 PM	#18
Freedom Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 2nd star to the right and straight on till morning Posts: 434	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion? Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of a$$ that brings tears to your eyes

03-03-2010, 03:10 PM	#19
Freedom Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 2nd star to the right and straight on till morning Posts: 434	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be A TRIP TO COSTCO Deleted....sorry if I offend you... Namaste.....Freedom Last edited by Freedom; 03-03-2010 at 05:09 PM.

03-03-2010, 03:32 PM	#20
Kulapops Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Torbay, UK Posts: 704	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be I am just wetting myself over those cakes... and that cat is just too cute 5thelement... Thx

03-04-2010, 12:44 AM	#22
Kulapops Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Torbay, UK Posts: 704	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Ok.. for anyone in need of a chuckle still today, I propose some very silly british humour. Any similarities to anyone or place real or fictional is purely coincidental. No offence intended

03-04-2010, 03:21 AM	#23
Freedom Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 2nd star to the right and straight on till morning Posts: 434	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be Bill Gates and the Pearly Gates "Well, Bill," said "God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver."

03-04-2010, 06:41 PM	#24
Kulapops Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Torbay, UK Posts: 704	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be I am sorry, but mylife has not been the same since No caste introduced me to cake wrecks yesterday... Thank you so much for this no caste ! here's another wonderful collection... http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/...ruin-cake.html

03-04-2010, 08:04 PM	#25
I_Am Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 117	One of the funniest swedes ever to walk (well well) the earth. 25 years ago Gösta Ekman did these minimalistic sketches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPXI...x=0&playnext=1 Mr Bean's mentor?