Is our earth flat or round?

[Swanny]

Well I think it's a round solid lump
But some people actually think it's square
I was looking to find out if Glastonbury was one of the four corners of the earth and found this site http://pw1.netcom.com/~rogermw/square_earth.html
They seem to be evil religious types

Frequently Asked Questions

"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"
No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't let any half-assed believers into heaven.

"What about all those pictures from space, showing that the Earth is round?"


Just more proof that Hollywood is in league with the devil.

"How come no airline pilots have ever reported seeing the edges of the Earth?"

Airline pilots are also in league with the devil.

Anyone writing rubbish like this would go to hell if there was such a place
Some poor idiots are stupid enough to believe this cr@p, even worst others must be telling their kids this is how it is.

EARTH SQUARE!

Got a problem with any of this? Are you an unbelieving heathen who believes the world has round edges or — God help you — might even be spherical? Then contact me at: rogermw@ix.netcom.com and I will pray for the redemption of your obviously misguided and hell-bound soul.

What a twat