THINGS to REMEMBER that could save your life !!!

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Best you can do is stay in, barricade your windows with steel plates (don't forget to ducktape them first!) & ignore the doorbell ringing, though twice means it's the postman, perhaps with a surprise package or an important letter. Beware of impostors, so always look through the keyhole first. Better save than sorry! If you can afford it, install CCTV. These are dangerous times & you can't be to careful.

Of course there's the odd chance you're abducted by evil Greys or Tall Whites who, as we all know, can walk through walls. In that case shout out loud "In Jesus name!" Apparently that scares 'em off.

Scared people have a particular smell (& often sweaty hands) evildoers have a nose for. So fear no fear, but fear itself.

Personally, I'm afraid for nothing & nobody. But that's easy to say with a stepbrother who is a Hells Angel & who lives 'round the corner, with a dozen of his 'brother' Angels.

Yeah, some people have all the luck!