Glastonbury ill due to Wi-Fi

Well well well. What a "coincidence" that the first free wi-fi network in the country just happens to be located at a major ley-line junction point!

And what a "coincidence" that the highest concentration of sensitive and spiritually aware people in the country are reporting health problems since it's been switched on!

And what a "coincidence" that a physicist at IMPERIAL College London said that no studies have shown a correllation between EMF and health issues! I notice he didn't use the word "independant."

And what a "coincidence" that the system conforms to all UK and EU health and safety standards! How lucky we are that they are so dedicated to protecting out health!

These "coincidences" just keep piling up don't they!

A wise man once said; "the pen is mightier than the sword, but sometimes a good sharp axe or thermal lance is mightiest of all."

Or have I misquoted him?