Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact'

efields · 12-24-2008, 03:09 PM

He was digging in the restricted area and came upon 'The Artifact'!!!:

Ever since I viewed this 'artifact' some MIB's are outside my crib, lurking around the pool, they are wearing Brown Shoes and are brandishing automatic weapons... My Phones have weird clicks when I talk to anyone, and I think My Wife is not my wife, she has an otherworld gaze and speaks in a monotone. I know spirit watches over me and all is for my own good. But now and then when I see the the ways these guys look I have to wonder If my guides were 'pulled' to watch over the 'artifact'? Strange lights in my room at night, and the pitter patter of little footsteps outside and on top of my Bedroom? Well I know everything is perfect and its all for own good. I guess I have a future in para military training or a position with the NSA? I'm so excited. I've programed all my Crystals to keep the creases pressed in the officers uniforms outside, even though it has begun to rain.... I'm going now to offer them all Coffee and Cake. I've made them Space Cakes that should last around 24 Hrs. Happy Trails and Happy Holidays from the Prison Planet North quadrant Erra sector of this timeline...... ..... ....

alyscat · 12-24-2008, 05:31 PM

I was unclear from your post who was speaking the last paragraph. Was it you, efields? It certainly doesn't sound like St.Clair and his language/manner of speaking.
alys

efields · 12-24-2008, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyscat

I was unclear from your post who was speaking the last paragraph. Was it you, efields? It certainly doesn't sound like St.Clair and his language/manner of speaking.
alys

OMG

Yes It's me efields speaking. LOL Happy Holidays IS ALL

sunflower · 12-24-2008, 06:41 PM

Ha ha I enjoyed your tongue in cheek efforts. And a merry Christmas to you too !

efields · 12-24-2008, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunflower

Ha ha I enjoyed your tongue in cheek efforts. And a merry Christmas to you too !

Well I'm sure glad you didn't ask me if that was St.Clair speaking!!! LOL

alyscat · 12-24-2008, 07:33 PM

Goes to show - sometimes it's hard to tell humor from "the real thing" -

Happy Holidays, guys!
alys

giovonni · 12-24-2008, 07:38 PM

Did someone mention space cakes and coffee??
Note> my uniform> is pressed and ready; My cyrstals> are beaming with de>light! Gi
Happy Holidays!!

efields · 12-24-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giovonni

Did someone mention space cakes and coffee??
Note> my uniform> is pressed and ready; My cyrstals> are beaming with de>light! Gi
Happy Holidays!!

Hey Buddy

A Merry Merry To All

Egg · 12-25-2008, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyscat

Goes to show - sometimes it's hard to tell humor from "the real thing" -

Happy Holidays, guys!
alys

After spending the best part of two months reading around before i dived in and paid, I can say I share your sentiments.

I was like 'Oh noes! not another super secret NSA mega soldier awesome trooper l337 n1nja!'.

Then I laughed as it was humour. Its good to laugh at ourselves from time to time, as it grounds us better than even a swift kick in the noodles.

Merry Christmas all.

Egg

Luminari · 01-02-2009, 01:10 PM

Lay off the acid man

efields · 01-02-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luminari

Lay off the acid man

Now you go too far

Never my man ,Never They have to pry it out of my, Cold Dead Hands... ...

giovonni · 01-03-2009, 04:29 AM

Did someone say acid I'll take a micro dotand a tea!
The spacecakes made me very very sleep pee What...I'm ..awakewhere's my unifrom???

Luminari · 01-03-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giovonni

Did someone say acid I'll take a micro dotand a tea!
The spacecakes made me very very sleep pee What...I'm ..awakewhere's my unifrom???

No offense efields, you look like a fun guy.. your post did something funny to my head though, quite surreal.

Humble Janitor · 01-03-2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luminari

Lay off the acid man

Or the Labrador*

*obvious Cheech and Chong reference alert*

Luminari · 01-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humble Janitor

Or the Labrador*

*obvious Cheech and Chong reference alert*

nasty

I had to look that one up hehe

giovonni · 01-09-2009, 02:38 AM

Yes> when all else failed> cheech and chong tried Labrador that way, but my K-nine prefers to coprophgia the stuff!

12-24-2008, 03:09 PM	#1
efields Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Vilcabamba, Ecuador Posts: 134	Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' He was digging in the restricted area and came upon 'The Artifact'!!!: Ever since I viewed this 'artifact' some MIB's are outside my crib, lurking around the pool, they are wearing Brown Shoes and are brandishing automatic weapons... My Phones have weird clicks when I talk to anyone, and I think My Wife is not my wife, she has an otherworld gaze and speaks in a monotone. I know spirit watches over me and all is for my own good. But now and then when I see the the ways these guys look I have to wonder If my guides were 'pulled' to watch over the 'artifact'? Strange lights in my room at night, and the pitter patter of little footsteps outside and on top of my Bedroom? Well I know everything is perfect and its all for own good. I guess I have a future in para military training or a position with the NSA? I'm so excited. I've programed all my Crystals to keep the creases pressed in the officers uniforms outside, even though it has begun to rain.... I'm going now to offer them all Coffee and Cake. I've made them Space Cakes that should last around 24 Hrs. Happy Trails and Happy Holidays from the Prison Planet North quadrant Erra sector of this timeline...... ..... ....

12-24-2008, 05:31 PM	#2
alyscat Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Washington state Posts: 743	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' I was unclear from your post who was speaking the last paragraph. Was it you, efields? It certainly doesn't sound like St.Clair and his language/manner of speaking. alys

12-24-2008, 06:41 PM	#4
sunflower Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 443	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Ha ha I enjoyed your tongue in cheek efforts. And a merry Christmas to you too !

12-24-2008, 07:33 PM	#6
alyscat Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Washington state Posts: 743	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Goes to show - sometimes it's hard to tell humor from "the real thing" - Happy Holidays, guys! alys

12-24-2008, 07:38 PM	#7
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Did someone mention space cakes and coffee?? Note> my uniform> is pressed and ready; My cyrstals> are beaming with de>light! Gi Happy Holidays!!

01-02-2009, 01:10 PM	#10
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Lay off the acid man

01-03-2009, 04:29 AM	#12
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Did someone say acid I'll take a micro dotand a tea! The spacecakes made me very very sleep pee What...I'm ..awakewhere's my unifrom??? Last edited by giovonni; 01-03-2009 at 04:32 AM.

01-09-2009, 02:38 AM	#16
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact' Yes> when all else failed> cheech and chong tried Labrador that way, but my K-nine prefers to coprophgia the stuff!

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