Dimensional Bleed

Slerbot · 11-06-2008, 07:43 AM

In the USA you are really under the hammer - I salute you, slaving multidimensional beings that you are:

CINCINNATI—According to a report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Labor, skyrocketing consumer prices coupled with stagnant wages have forced many Americans to work a fourth shift in another dimension in order to make ends meet.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...cans_forced_to

dataeast · 11-06-2008, 08:37 PM

samncheese · 11-06-2008, 08:41 PM

I myself am headed for a bank in a parellel dimension to barrow some money, where at such time I will come back here and spend.

borrasca2012 · 11-06-2008, 08:46 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS COOOOL...i will go and ask to work just in that dimension

...than i just can hang out and take free in 3, dimension

no, that was really nice, MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!

Dantheman62 · 11-06-2008, 11:45 PM

Ah good old USA, land of the free,where nothin's free!

KassandraLoves · 11-07-2008, 07:56 AM

you should try commuting in the TRAFFIC to the next density over! ITS INSANITY!

Im thinking about buying a time share there, too...with a view....

raulduke · 11-07-2008, 09:52 AM

Cripes, we have to work in the next dimension too?

Does the paycheck transfer well dimensionally?

I mean what is the exchange rate from rutxantoids (that's extra dimensional currency btw!) to dollars?

Dollar's still tanking so maybe I'll start looking into writing positions in 4D.

uniconr · 11-07-2008, 09:57 PM

the fourth dimensional shift wow i thought we had to wait until 2012

Starlah · 11-13-2008, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samncheese

I myself am headed for a bank in a parellel dimension to barrow some money, where at such time I will come back here and spend.

Are you back yet Samncheese? Or are you trapped there until 2012?

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Jonah · 11-14-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raulduke

Cripes, we have to work in the next dimension too?

Does the paycheck transfer well dimensionally?

I mean what is the exchange rate from rutxantoids (that's extra dimensional currency btw!) to dollars?

Dollar's still tanking so maybe I'll start looking into writing positions in 4D.

raulduke,
you guys really are helpful, but why not let us do it on our own please thank you

seekntruth · 11-14-2008, 02:03 AM

HA! I just love the folks at The Onion. They have that irresistable dark humor that at first puts you in a state of shock... until you realize how ridiculous the idea is... then you start laughing your head off. I think the laughter is actually the explosive release of stress and anxiety when you finally "get" it.

Keep those dark humor moments coming!!!

Frank Samuel · 11-14-2008, 02:18 AM

Yipes !!! I'm in the dimension of work , work, work very little paid. Okay that's enough of that, beam me up Scotty!!! Going where no man has gone before, another bankrupt planet....

Jonah · 11-14-2008, 09:58 PM

Balanced must be restored.

Orion11 · 11-14-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raulduke

Cripes, we have to work in the next dimension too?

Does the paycheck transfer well dimensionally?

I mean what is the exchange rate from rutxantoids (that's extra dimensional currency btw!) to dollars?

Dollar's still tanking so maybe I'll start looking into writing positions in 4D.

niice

raulduke · 11-15-2008, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vorian's Revenge

raulduke,
you guys really are helpful, but why not let us do it on our own please thank you

I'm confused?
Do you think I'm more than one person?
I'm not getting something here I think.

Who's us? And do what? Am I hindering?

Orion11 · 11-15-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raulduke

I'm confused?
Do you think I'm more than one person?
I'm not getting something here I think.

Who's us? And do what? Am I hindering?

you an me both, brother.

Jonah · 11-15-2008, 08:31 PM

If there was a misunderstanding in your interpretation then the message was not meant for you.

raulduke · 11-16-2008, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vorian's Revenge

If there was a misunderstanding in your interpretation then the message was not meant for you.

Umm. O.k.

No less confused here. I thought I conveyed pretty well that there must be a misunderstaning here. I'm being as clear as I can here, please afford me the same courtesy. What do you literally mean when you say:

Quote:

raulduke,
you guys really are helpful, but why not let us do it on our own please thank you

?

You do know this OP was from the Onion, (so it's a joke) right? And that my post was a joke also?

Did you think that I was trying to be subversive like a mole or something?

I'm just curious as to why you would think that of me, and so much as to post a cryptic warning directed at no one but myself?

I don't appreciate the insinuation that I'm reading here is what I'm saying ultimately.

I don't want to start a row here, it's just that I'm too curious.

Slerbot · 11-18-2008, 09:58 AM

Thank good ness for the notion of Humour! ...

raulduke · 11-18-2008, 11:11 AM

I totally agree.
Trust me homie I'm as easy going as they come, and I hate to hi-jack your thread (I'm sorry for that indeed, i love the onion), but I've seen a few of these veiled type of warnings levied by people who think they can see through the internet somehow, and think they can point out an "agent". Please.

Honestly, I'll admit, I'm at the mercy of my curiosity at times, of which this is one.
I was surprised as well, because this is so obviously a joke thread. And to single me out among several other jokers, I'm just really confused I guess.
I really wonder what motivates someone to write something like that, and then cryptically retract it.

But I'm not dealing w/ dissatisfaction very well these days.

I do need to grow up a bit and just let it go I guess.
I'l drop it now.

Sorry slerbot.
Peace homie.

11-06-2008, 07:43 AM	#1
Slerbot Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Outer Towne, Orstralia Posts: 36	Dimensional Bleed In the USA you are really under the hammer - I salute you, slaving multidimensional beings that you are: CINCINNATI—According to a report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Labor, skyrocketing consumer prices coupled with stagnant wages have forced many Americans to work a fourth shift in another dimension in order to make ends meet. http://www.theonion.com/content/news...cans_forced_to

11-06-2008, 08:37 PM	#2
dataeast Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 114	Re: Dimensional Bleed

11-06-2008, 08:41 PM	#3
samncheese Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Puyallup, Washington state Posts: 138	Re: Dimensional Bleed I myself am headed for a bank in a parellel dimension to barrow some money, where at such time I will come back here and spend.

11-06-2008, 08:46 PM	#4
borrasca2012 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 88	Re: Dimensional Bleed HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS COOOOL...i will go and ask to work just in that dimension ...than i just can hang out and take free in 3, dimension no, that was really nice, MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!

11-06-2008, 11:45 PM	#5
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: Dimensional Bleed Ah good old USA, land of the free,where nothin's free!

11-07-2008, 07:56 AM	#6
KassandraLoves Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: WA, USA Posts: 187	Re: Dimensional Bleed you should try commuting in the TRAFFIC to the next density over! ITS INSANITY! Im thinking about buying a time share there, too...with a view....

11-07-2008, 09:52 AM	#7
raulduke Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA Posts: 454	Re: Dimensional Bleed Cripes, we have to work in the next dimension too? Does the paycheck transfer well dimensionally? I mean what is the exchange rate from rutxantoids (that's extra dimensional currency btw!) to dollars? Dollar's still tanking so maybe I'll start looking into writing positions in 4D.

11-07-2008, 09:57 PM	#8
uniconr Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: ottawa canada Posts: 61	Re: Dimensional Bleed the fourth dimensional shift wow i thought we had to wait until 2012

11-14-2008, 02:03 AM	#11
seekntruth Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 78	Re: Dimensional Bleed HA! I just love the folks at The Onion. They have that irresistable dark humor that at first puts you in a state of shock... until you realize how ridiculous the idea is... then you start laughing your head off. I think the laughter is actually the explosive release of stress and anxiety when you finally "get" it. Keep those dark humor moments coming!!!

11-14-2008, 02:18 AM	#12
Frank Samuel Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: i live in puerto rico Posts: 643	Re: Dimensional Bleed Yipes !!! I'm in the dimension of work , work, work very little paid. Okay that's enough of that, beam me up Scotty!!! Going where no man has gone before, another bankrupt planet....

11-14-2008, 09:58 PM	#13
Jonah Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sacramento Ca Posts: 366	Re: Dimensional Bleed Balanced must be restored.

11-15-2008, 08:31 PM	#17
Jonah Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sacramento Ca Posts: 366	Re: Dimensional Bleed If there was a misunderstanding in your interpretation then the message was not meant for you.

11-18-2008, 09:58 AM	#19
Slerbot Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Outer Towne, Orstralia Posts: 36	Re: Dimensional Bleed Thank good ness for the notion of Humour! ...

11-18-2008, 11:11 AM	#20
raulduke Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA Posts: 454	Re: Dimensional Bleed I totally agree. Trust me homie I'm as easy going as they come, and I hate to hi-jack your thread (I'm sorry for that indeed, i love the onion), but I've seen a few of these veiled type of warnings levied by people who think they can see through the internet somehow, and think they can point out an "agent". Please. Honestly, I'll admit, I'm at the mercy of my curiosity at times, of which this is one. I was surprised as well, because this is so obviously a joke thread. And to single me out among several other jokers, I'm just really confused I guess. I really wonder what motivates someone to write something like that, and then cryptically retract it. But I'm not dealing w/ dissatisfaction very well these days. I do need to grow up a bit and just let it go I guess. I'l drop it now. Sorry slerbot. Peace homie.