Let's have some fun, we'll do tasty MATH...

[Tango]

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH...

This is pretty neat.

It takes less than a minute.


Work this out as you read.


Do not read the bottom until you've worked it out!


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but fewer than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759....
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate Calculator.

I'm partial to DARK Chocolate...

Trooly,

Tango

[Carol]

Hah! I rarely eat chocolate. But after this thread I now have a craving for chocolate yogurt!

[bushycat]

....I want chocolate toothpaste....

[Tango]

Originally Posted by Carol

Hah! I rarely eat chocolate. But after this thread I now have a craving for chocolate yogurt!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS.....

I love Dark chocolate..... WWWaaatt... I didn't know there is Chocolate yogurt.


Trooly,


Tango

[Tango]

Originally Posted by bushycat

....I want chocolate toothpaste....

Do they HAVE chocolate toothpaste ?

Your pulling my leg [see Now I'm the dumb one....] hey lady turn loose of my
leg... I'm not that kinda guy....

Jeez....


Trooly,


Tango

Is there really Choco' toothpaste ?

[bushycat]

Originally Posted by Tango

Do they HAVE chocolate toothpaste ?

Your pulling my leg [see Now I'm the dumb one....] hey lady turn loose of my
leg... I'm not that kinda guy....

Jeez....


Trooly,


Tango

Is there really Choco' toothpaste ?

Well, apparently there is such a thing, difficult to find. There are so many

flavours, why not? My wish above for it, though, was in fun in the spirit

of the thread. From now on I'm going to be totally serious and back up

my posts with Youtube video proof. (But I really do want some.)

[Tango]

Originally Posted by bushycat

Well, apparently there is such a thing, difficult to find. There are so many

flavours, why not? My wish above for it, though, was in fun in the spirit

of the thread. From now on I'm going to be totally serious and back up

my posts with Youtube video proof. (But I really do want some.)

Hey.... I play a smartass; on the internet.... Don't go get'n serious now on me.

I'm still in Pard-e mode ! Then you bring up Chocolate toothpast... I go....

WOW...... Reeeeeea - lly..... I'm gonna get me som of Dat...

I'll check on line... ebay.....




N' for Chocolate! Nobody, cares for me.... People know the part I'm play'n.



Shak'n my booty as I leave the Room....

Tiddy-bop.... hummmmm I ain't sooo Bad... Nobody cares for me[sing'n]


Trooly,

Tango

[burgundia]

Yes, i got my age and the number of times I want chocolate.

[Carol]

http://www.yoplait.com/products_whips.aspx


Introducing Yoplait® Whips!® Chocolate Mousse Style yogurt.

Some day Tango we shall have a little chat. Hopefully sooner then later.

[Tango]

Originally Posted by Carol

http://www.yoplait.com/products_whips.aspx


Introducing Yoplait® Whips!® Chocolate Mousse Style yogurt.

Some day Tango we shall have a little chat. Hopefully sooner then later.

Carol,

Such great things come from HI... Including You /w/ Chocolate Mousse
thought... I Recv'd my glider sign off from your North shore/ Airport...
Binginham A/p [sp] I've got total Recall, Not instant recall...
My second favorite food is pineapple.. I eat abt .5 lb daily... For Health

YOU ' KNOW ' WHAT I'M doing... I can feel it... Oh... Oh... We shall have
a chat... You don't like David Lee Roth.....? His attire... ? Its still a pard-e...
I can tell... No one's fight'n any moor...


Trooly,



Tango

waitin....

[J_rod7]

*******
***
*

1./ Get a bottle of that Extra Dark Hershey's Chocolate Syrup

2./ Get several containers of SILK Vanilla Yogurt

Put some of 2./ into a bowl, add some 1./ = Chocolate Yogurt.

*
***
*******

[J_rod7]

*******
***
*

Chocolate Toothpaste

originally uploaded by chotda. Found on Flickr, chocolate flavored toothpaste, sold under the "Closeup" brand.

After more research, these are limited edition "active gel" fluoride toothpastes, made by Unilever Philippines Inc., under the name "Closeup Flavalicious".

There are three flavors in all: Choco Loco, Luscious Lychee and Tangerine Burst.

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/20...oothpaste.html

OR get some regular toothpaste, dip it into 1./ above

*
***
*******

[bushycat]

Well, let's just back up here for a minute. I wonder if there is such a thing

as subliminals in a game. May be just power of suggestion, but I am rather

immune to advertising, and yet chocolate thoughts are popping up pretty

often here, as in..."wouldn't a nice chocolate eclair be lovely right now?...".

But what really took the cake- see what I mean?- just a while ago after I'd

looked at this thread, a friend stopped by with what I call an "illustration"

(coincidence), two HUGE Swiss chocolate bars.

[Tango]

Originally Posted by J_rod7

*******
***
*

1./ Get a bottle of that Extra Dark Hershey's Chocolate Syrup

2./ Get several containers of SILK Vanilla Yogurt

Put some of 2./ into a bowl, add some 1./ = Chocolate Yogurt.

*
***
*******

I think I had a mindgasm.... While I read this...

THAT sounds sooooooooooooo Goood....

Thank you, J.... You just hit one oudda DA Park [mouth watering].....

I gotta, Da Dark chocolate syrup... I'm head'n back to stor....

Trooly,


Tango

Out the door..... with list of goodies... You people are GREAT...

Thank you soooo much

[Tango]

Originally Posted by J_rod7

*******
***
*

Chocolate Toothpaste

originally uploaded by chotda. Found on Flickr, chocolate flavored toothpaste, sold under the "Closeup" brand.

After more research, these are limited edition "active gel" fluoride toothpastes, made by Unilever Philippines Inc., under the name "Closeup Flavalicious".

There are three flavors in all: Choco Loco, Luscious Lychee and Tangerine Burst.

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/20...oothpaste.html

OR get some regular toothpaste, dip it into 1./ above

*
***
*******

AAAAAA... I don't do Flu or ide... I brush w/baking soda... Naturesgate
Fluoride FREE toothpaste.... I'll just fan ta size while brushing abt Choco.

Thank you....


Trooly,



Tango

[Tango]

Originally Posted by bushycat

Well, let's just back up here for a minute. I wonder if there is such a thing

as subliminals in a game. May be just power of suggestion, but I am rather

immune to advertising, and yet chocolate thoughts are popping up pretty

often here, as in..."wouldn't a nice chocolate eclair be lovely right now?...".

But what really took the cake- see what I mean?- just a while ago after I'd

looked at this thread, a friend stopped by with what I call an "illustration"

(coincidence), two HUGE Swiss chocolate bars for my husband to take on

a bike tour. We really should be keeping to our alkaline -forming diets, but

really, God did a sweet thing putting chocolate here. Just a tiny bit of

chocolate syrup on my yogurt in the morning....

Carol, should we have a group session on this?

" Consciousness is the programming language of the universe....
We are consciousness conductors... That’s what we do..!
That’s who we are. Consciousness comes through, or emanates from us.
' We ' are the creators. We are the ones who are targeted on this planet
because we are the ones who transmit the reality, just like everybody
else does."

I'm so Sorry.....

I'm on a ley line..... N' I've been warned NOT to send to intensly.......

But, I got really excited... Its happened before but NOT abt chocolate.

OK... Its time that " I back off..." Your hubby is a lucky man... 2 bars

how cool is that... Good energy....

I've got something to ask; that I don't understand...

The checker... wink at me.... says " wife sent you for chocolate huh....

must be that time..." I said WAATT.... She goes " forget it "...

OK.... I feel stupid.... What was I missing... I don't get it...

I got " whip Cream " tooooo... Everyone needs a dop... I use it for making shrimp scampi anyway....

How in the world am I going to eat all this.... I know... One spoonful at a time. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.


I, still like David Lee Roth...... I don't care what U say...

I'm going to send a smell.... with this post... Very recognizable.....

A smell from my college days....

Anyone... Anyone.... Anyone... [Not Chocolate]


Trooly,


Tango

[Tango]

You've No Doubt seen this before.....

Please DO NOT concentrate.... You'll just ruin it; Just go abt your business....

Watch this:


I'll take care of the rest......

When your nose tickles.... Take a wiffffff.... That's me....

pinch nose.... That's it.....


Trooly,



Tango


Do you want an independent Judge..... Carol....?

[bushycat]

Dear Tango, You are very original and new. I think you're right about our

responsibilities as Consciouseness Conductors. I cannot play this game

any longer because of having to follow the cyclists. You called the thread

Let's have some fun, and I have. I'll watch for your future math, and

perhaps we'll all create an ascended world together.

Who said I didn't like David Lee Roth?

Much Love, Bushycat