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How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet
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10-27-2009, 11:44 PM | #2 |
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Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet
Guys...keep your eye on the fly.
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hehe, us blokes like something to aim at
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10-27-2009, 11:54 PM | #5 |
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When a woman complains the seat is up, put the lid down as well so they still have to do something.
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oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...
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10-28-2009, 01:47 AM | #7 |
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So what if there is a real fly on the wall?
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Some mommies teach their little boys to sit down when they go. My mom has to clean the public bathrooms at the family business - sometimes I hear her clean christian expletives reverberating through the hallways. |
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10-28-2009, 05:06 AM | #9 |
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I had to use cheerios to train the little ones in my family. Boy what a brilliant idea. LOL LOL give them something to aim for and that would be better than cheerios
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10-28-2009, 06:37 AM | #10 |
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OH NO!!!! From now on I'm gonna have to wait for a fly to land somewhere!
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10-28-2009, 07:06 AM | #11 |
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Strange I was just saying to a friend today "I feel like a Fly caught in a ointment jar"....maybe the closer Truth is "I feel like a Fly caught in a toilet bowl"......
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I would try and rescue the fly..
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10-28-2009, 12:52 PM | #13 |
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Flys have souls too...don't they?
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Theres always one, ain't there?
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10-28-2009, 03:33 PM | #15 |
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Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "
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we men can also say why the thing is left down????? women today.... |
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10-28-2009, 05:57 PM | #17 |
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I've got an even better idea!
Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN! My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash. Seriously guys, it's not that difficult!!! ....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner this should not be a problem..... So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL! Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover. |
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I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)
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What a weird thread!!
Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies |
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