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03-23-2010, 09:11 PM | #1 |
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You Have Two Cows...
OBAMA-ISM - You have two cows. The government takes both of your cows, and makes it compulsory for you to buy milk coupons in order to get less milk than you would have gotten if you had milked your own cows. If you do not comply, the government will fine you and then put you in jail. By virtue of being enrolled in the universal milk coupon program, the government will create a digital database of your medical and personal history, making it available to the pharmaceutical companies, their minions, and other entities that have nothing to do with milk whatsoever. If you happen to be an elderly individual, the government has thoughtfully set up a panel to determine if you actually need milk or not.
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03-23-2010, 10:34 PM | #2 |
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Re: You Have Two Cows...
I have 1 question
What happened to the America that stood up for itself and overthrew such tyrants? Hmmm, perhaps there never was one, just an illusion. must be the lousy milk I drink.....too many Captain America comics as a kid eh. |
03-23-2010, 11:24 PM | #3 |
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Re: You Have Two Cows...
Will the poor people get free milk? How about the immigrants? What about the immigrants with children?
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03-24-2010, 01:54 AM | #4 |
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Re: You Have Two Cows...
They chem sprayed them, got them sick and now they are to ill to really care.
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03-24-2010, 05:33 AM | #5 |
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Re: You Have Two Cows...
Darn it! I was looking forward to some free milk
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03-24-2010, 06:41 AM | #6 |
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Re: You Have Two Cows...
reminds me of a documentary I watched its from around 2000
called "Life & Debt " about the IMF or what ever lending money to Jamaica then making Jamaica take imports of DRY milk ( and other foods) which the poor will buy and the local milk producers pouring their milk on the ground as their was no body to buy it ! ( I think that video is free somewhere on the net ) .... |
03-24-2010, 08:01 AM | #7 |
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