_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours - Page 43

BROOK · 03-06-2009, 09:10 AM

BROOK · 03-06-2009, 09:15 AM

Sleepy time for me..

giovonni · 03-06-2009, 09:25 AM

Alright
I'm leaving don't try and stop me!!!

BROOK · 03-06-2009, 09:27 AM

Sweet dreams Gio

BROOK · 03-06-2009, 09:34 AM

Dan and Brinty..see you guys fell asleep again and missed all the fun

Gio and I Tore up the dance floor..Gio fell, and then got beat up

Hot time in the old town tonight

Carmen · 03-06-2009, 11:00 AM

Hi, Wheres everyone gone. Loved the songs Gio

Heres one for me, and some eye-candy for the Ladies here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0

Love

Carmen

Carmen · 03-06-2009, 11:20 AM

Damm DIdnt do it correctly Ill try again tomorrow

Brinty · 03-06-2009, 11:41 AM

S'funny, I din't hear anyfing. (Yawnnnnn) I fell asweep unner the table agin. 'N' when I woked up all I could see were legs. Now, I must 'fess that I doan (hic) mind looking at legs, but these ones were short and hairy. Then I noticed Dan on the floor along side me. There was a puddle on the floor and I was as dry as a flea on a camel's crutch so I dipped my finger into it and tasted it. Dan asked what it was and I told him, "Scotch."
"Johnny Walker?" asked Dan with a glint in his eye.
I said,"(hic) no, terrier," then I fell asleep again.

Dantheman62 · 03-06-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinty

Oh how true eXchanger. How true, how true!

I was beginning to think that I was just a grumpy old man.

Another thing that's happening nowadays, is crime, crime and more crime. Why, because the useless, brainless twits today can't think for themselves and with too much time on their hands they are stuffing everyone's enjoyment of life by stealing what they want because it's easier than working - that's if they were even capable of holding down a job.

There is one question I would ask in all seriousness - how are they going to survive when the electricity generators go belly up and nothing electrical will work?????

Good point Brinty!, and it's only going to get worse. Our national unemployment rate is now 8.1%, that's almost 20 million people!!!!!!
2 million in California alone! It's happening right now before our eyes I'm afraid.
Another 6 months, if nothing changes, will be devastating!

Carmen · 03-06-2009, 07:59 PM

I still can't get that one Kathleen. Maybe its just as well. Thanks anyway

Cheers

Carmen

giovonni · 03-06-2009, 11:12 PM

Carman
here he is!
I want to kiss you all over Johnny Depp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0

peaceandlove · 03-06-2009, 11:59 PM

The New F***ing Citibank
After Citibank becomes nationalized, expect to see commercials like this.

Video (!:01): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank

American Express Special Offer
American Express wants to give you $300!

Video (2:05): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68a...-special-offer

THE eXchanger · 03-07-2009, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giovonni

I want to kiss you all over Johnny Depp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0

This is quite funny
part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0cmBAXXM5U

part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTdL...eature=related

part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDPz...eature=related

geez...i'd love all his parts LOL

Carmen · 03-07-2009, 02:49 AM

Thanks eXchanger, He's one cool dude, love his acting.

THE eXchanger · 03-07-2009, 04:12 AM

ahh; he is a part of my soul family

giovonni · 03-07-2009, 04:31 AM

Here's another one for you Susan!

BROOK · 03-07-2009, 06:08 AM

Okay...The annual Avalon Dance contest....
Contestant number 1...

Ouch....next...

BROOK · 03-07-2009, 06:14 AM

Contestant number 2...

BROOK · 03-07-2009, 06:15 AM

Contestant number 3...

Okay...everyone...lets vote....

Brinty · 03-07-2009, 11:16 AM

I'd be inclined to vote for number three personally.
I have the feeling about number one that I've been there, done that and have the broken nose and neck to prove it. I usually skid across the floor and end up under a table afterwards.
Number two is disqualified for giving the judges the bird.

Carmen · 03-07-2009, 11:28 AM

Heres a joke for ya Brinty, tho might be a good one for Gio too

Irish Golfer

A golfer, playing in Ireland, hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the
little guy, reviving him.

'Arrgah! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!', the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want
anything; I'm just glad you're OK; and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to
ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!', the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'

'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!', the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around, then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??', responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a
small parish.'

giovonni · 03-08-2009, 03:55 AM

The three deadly vices of a holy life~
Sex ~ Golf and Leprechauns!

Luminari · 03-08-2009, 10:14 AM

Warm Greetings to all who read this,

I've just checked in at the Avalon library..

I see 1 (and only 1) wise being of great integrity has so far downloaded

The White Book by RAMTHA

Lets not forget why we are on this forum.. a shared vision of a better future for all, greater awareness of important and little understood but vitally important issues. Empowerment beyond the pathetic material system that seeks to enslave us.. and hopefully also empowerment beyond false ideological trappings of enslaving belief systems aswel.

Its not everyday someone facilitates for you, access to what is possibly the most important book ever written; that will awaken your own god self and transcend mortality and the wheel of incarnation.

Like an angel holding a glass of precious water out to a man dying of thirst in the desert.

All you have to do is reach out and take it.

BROOK · 03-08-2009, 05:48 PM

Thanks for the information...I will check it out when I get home from work..I cannot download anything when I'm here at work..sounds like you place much importance on this book...so it's worth giving a read
Thanks again
Brook

Luminari · 03-09-2009, 12:41 AM

Thanks Brook, the book is like a gate to a place you never thought you could reach in your waking life. But it is real.

Just like in my regular life.. I talk things up that are unbelievably important and people just ignore me. Oh well, I made the effort with pure intentions only to free hearts and minds, I have no ulterior motive, just kindness.

03-06-2009, 09:10 AM	#1051
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

03-06-2009, 09:15 AM	#1052
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Sleepy time for me..

03-06-2009, 09:25 AM	#1053
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Alright I'm leaving don't try and stop me!!!

03-06-2009, 09:27 AM	#1054
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Sweet dreams Gio

03-06-2009, 09:34 AM	#1055
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Dan and Brinty..see you guys fell asleep again and missed all the fun Gio and I Tore up the dance floor..Gio fell, and then got beat up Hot time in the old town tonight

03-06-2009, 11:00 AM	#1056
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hi, Wheres everyone gone. Loved the songs Gio Heres one for me, and some eye-candy for the Ladies here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0 Love Carmen Last edited by Kathleen; 03-06-2009 at 11:20 PM. Reason: Fixed the link

03-06-2009, 11:20 AM	#1057
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Damm DIdnt do it correctly Ill try again tomorrow

03-06-2009, 11:41 AM	#1058
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours S'funny, I din't hear anyfing. (Yawnnnnn) I fell asweep unner the table agin. 'N' when I woked up all I could see were legs. Now, I must 'fess that I doan (hic) mind looking at legs, but these ones were short and hairy. Then I noticed Dan on the floor along side me. There was a puddle on the floor and I was as dry as a flea on a camel's crutch so I dipped my finger into it and tasted it. Dan asked what it was and I told him, "Scotch." "Johnny Walker?" asked Dan with a glint in his eye. I said,"(hic) no, terrier," then I fell asleep again.

03-06-2009, 07:59 PM	#1060
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I still can't get that one Kathleen. Maybe its just as well. Thanks anyway Cheers Carmen

03-06-2009, 11:12 PM	#1061
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Carman here he is! I want to kiss you all over Johnny Depp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0 Last edited by giovonni; 03-07-2009 at 04:17 AM.

03-06-2009, 11:59 PM	#1062
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours The New Fing Citibank* After Citibank becomes nationalized, expect to see commercials like this. Video (!:01): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank American Express Special Offer American Express wants to give you $300! Video (2:05): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68a...-special-offer

03-07-2009, 02:49 AM	#1064
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Thanks eXchanger, He's one cool dude, love his acting.

03-07-2009, 04:12 AM	#1065
THE eXchanger Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Spiritual eXplorer-Canada Posts: 4,915	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours ahh; he is a part of my soul family

03-07-2009, 04:31 AM	#1066
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours *Here's another one for you Susan!*

03-07-2009, 06:08 AM	#1067
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Okay...The annual Avalon Dance contest.... Contestant number 1... Ouch....next...

03-07-2009, 06:14 AM	#1068
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Contestant number 2...

03-07-2009, 06:15 AM	#1069
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Contestant number 3... Okay...everyone...lets vote....

03-07-2009, 11:16 AM	#1070
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I'd be inclined to vote for number three personally. I have the feeling about number one that I've been there, done that and have the broken nose and neck to prove it. I usually skid across the floor and end up under a table afterwards. Number two is disqualified for giving the judges the bird.

03-07-2009, 11:28 AM	#1071
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Heres a joke for ya Brinty, tho might be a good one for Gio too Irish Golfer A golfer, playing in Ireland, hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. 'Arrgah! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked. 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says. 'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?' 'Thank God, you're all right!', the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want anything; I'm just glad you're OK; and I apologize.' And the golfer walks off. 'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.' A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him. 'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?' 'My game is fantastic!', the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.' 'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?' 'Why, it's just wonderful!', the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!' 'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?' The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.' C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?' Blushing even more, the golfer looks around, then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.' 'What??', responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?' 'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.'

03-08-2009, 03:55 AM	#1072
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours The three deadly vices of a holy life~ Sex ~ Golf and Leprechauns!

03-08-2009, 10:14 AM	#1073
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Warm Greetings to all who read this, I've just checked in at the Avalon library.. I see 1 (and only 1) wise being of great integrity has so far downloaded The White Book by RAMTHA Lets not forget why we are on this forum.. a shared vision of a better future for all, greater awareness of important and little understood but vitally important issues. Empowerment beyond the pathetic material system that seeks to enslave us.. and hopefully also empowerment beyond false ideological trappings of enslaving belief systems aswel. Its not everyday someone facilitates for you, access to what is possibly the most important book ever written; that will awaken your own god self and transcend mortality and the wheel of incarnation. Like an angel holding a glass of precious water out to a man dying of thirst in the desert. All you have to do is reach out and take it. Last edited by Luminari; 03-08-2009 at 01:14 PM.

03-08-2009, 05:48 PM	#1074
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Thanks for the information...I will check it out when I get home from work..I cannot download anything when I'm here at work..sounds like you place much importance on this book...so it's worth giving a read *Thanks again* *Brook*

03-09-2009, 12:41 AM	#1075
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Thanks Brook, the book is like a gate to a place you never thought you could reach in your waking life. But it is real. Just like in my regular life.. I talk things up that are unbelievably important and people just ignore me. Oh well, I made the effort with pure intentions only to free hearts and minds, I have no ulterior motive, just kindness.