_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours - Page 41

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 03:08 AM

HaHa I'm learning 777, I gotta catch up to you and BROOK

BROOK · 03-04-2009, 03:14 AM

Hay Dan...it looks like a picture of you on this frisbee

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 03:25 AM

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 03:26 AM

My feelings exactly Kathleen

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 03:56 AM

LOL! I'd hate to kill the buzz!

BROOK · 03-04-2009, 04:00 AM

Hay everyone...Brinty was the nunber 1000 post!
Congrats....party time

Party time

BROOK · 03-04-2009, 04:10 AM

Dan brought all his friends...they are tearing up the dance floor...

BROOK · 03-04-2009, 04:14 AM

Hay Dan where did you learn to play frisbee??

Brinty · 03-04-2009, 04:16 AM

OH DAMN!! That flaming time thing again. There I was happily typing away and suddenly - KABOOM!

Here I am on the floor under a table with a head that feels like a frisbee and a mouth that tastes like the bottom of a birdcage. YUK!

BROOK · 03-04-2009, 04:21 AM

Brinty...be careful...Dan's a little rusty...wouldn't wanna lose your head

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 04:21 AM

Fortune City, LOL! Brinty is the big 1,000 huh, lucky guy!

Dantheman62 · 03-04-2009, 04:37 AM

I brought the sleepwalking dog video over here!.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

Brinty · 03-04-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dantheman62

I brought the sleepwalking dog video over here!.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

Yeah Dan, that's just how I felt too.

I wouldn't have minded, but I don't remember getting into the condition I woke up in.

Brinty · 03-04-2009, 05:19 AM

That explains the squeaking sound I heard then Brook. That's what woke me up.

Dantheman62 · 03-05-2009, 03:48 AM

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub Burger Challenges Wednesday, 18 June 2008 15:56 Denny's Beer Barrel Pub offers a wide variety of challenges depending on how confident you are!

BROOK · 03-05-2009, 06:19 AM

I think I'll stay with the $1.00 menu
otherwise I'll end up like this..

Carmen · 03-05-2009, 07:44 AM

Hi folks, Haven't been here for awhile. Thought I'd add a bit of Spanish Dancing to liven the show up

This lady's no woosey Barbie Doll - She's strong, passionate and sensuous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdDD9...eature=related

Cheers and Bottoms up Make mine a Rum&Coke - Ta very much

and tell Dan I'm still trying to find a good Bull joke for him.

And turn up the volume. Those Spanish guitars are fabulous

peaceandlove · 03-05-2009, 11:49 AM

This is soooo funny.

Driving Under The influence on a John Deere Lawnmower

Reminds me of someone down the road that drives a riding mower to the store to buy beer. He's been lucky so far....

Well, the DUI charge is not funny...

Daughter bails out father.

Video: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540...92319#29492319

nagual · 03-05-2009, 03:11 PM

I'm new here, so just wanted to say hi to everyone, and glad to meet you all.

Dantheman62 · 03-05-2009, 04:01 PM

Hey nagual

come in the lounge anytime!!!, we are all a bit goofy here sometimes, I said sometimes!

Dantheman62 · 03-05-2009, 04:11 PM

Nice video Carmen!, I bet her feet hurt at the end of the day, LOL!

Thanks PandL, I thought it was another one where the guy actually falls off the mower after being pulled over by the cops, LOL!

Hey BROOK did you see that 100lb. burger? only $380.00 !!!! phew, I wouldn't have to eat for a year after that! LOL!

iainl140285 · 03-05-2009, 04:43 PM

Well this is my 1st go in the lounge also and I had some questions I would like answering :

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop WindowsXP ?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? (AWESOME!)
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

I am open to all answers

Iain

Dantheman62 · 03-05-2009, 04:58 PM

HaHaHa, Good ones!, ah the Oxy-moronic world we live in! Give these some time, let BROOK and Brinty come up with something, at least something funny! Check back later, LOL!

BROOK · 03-05-2009, 06:52 PM

That's not fair Dan...my posting ability at work is limited

Welcome Nagual!

Iain.....Very funny stuff

Brinty · 03-05-2009, 08:50 PM

An oldie, but still a goodie.

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Oriental gentleman, clutching a clip board saying, "You sign please." Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Oriental gentleman is back with a huge truck load of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, saying, "You sign please."

Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, saying, "You sign please." Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Oriental gentleman looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says,

(It's a beauty)

(Wait for it)

(Get your best Oriental accent ready)

"Oh,you not Nissan Main Deala?"

03-04-2009, 03:08 AM	#1001
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours HaHa I'm learning 777, I gotta catch up to you and BROOK

03-04-2009, 03:14 AM	#1002
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hay Dan...it looks like a picture of you on this frisbee

03-04-2009, 03:25 AM	#1003
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

03-04-2009, 03:26 AM	#1004
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours My feelings exactly Kathleen

03-04-2009, 03:56 AM	#1005
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours LOL! I'd hate to kill the buzz!

03-04-2009, 04:00 AM	#1006
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hay everyone...Brinty was the nunber 1000 post! Congrats....party time Party time Last edited by BROOK; 03-04-2009 at 04:02 AM.

03-04-2009, 04:10 AM	#1007
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Dan brought all his friends...they are tearing up the dance floor...

03-04-2009, 04:14 AM	#1008
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hay Dan where did you learn to play frisbee??

03-04-2009, 04:16 AM	#1009
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	OH DAMN!! That flaming time thing again. There I was happily typing away and suddenly - KABOOM! Here I am on the floor under a table with a head that feels like a frisbee and a mouth that tastes like the bottom of a birdcage. YUK!

03-04-2009, 04:21 AM	#1010
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Brinty...be careful...Dan's a little rusty...wouldn't wanna lose your head Last edited by BROOK; 03-04-2009 at 04:27 AM.

03-04-2009, 04:21 AM	#1011
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Fortune City, LOL! Brinty is the big 1,000 huh, lucky guy!

03-04-2009, 04:37 AM	#1012
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I brought the sleepwalking dog video over here!....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

03-04-2009, 05:19 AM	#1014
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours That explains the squeaking sound I heard then Brook. That's what woke me up.

03-05-2009, 03:48 AM	#1015
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Denny's Beer Barrel Pub Burger Challenges Wednesday, 18 June 2008 15:56 Denny's Beer Barrel Pub offers a wide variety of challenges depending on how confident you are!

03-05-2009, 06:19 AM	#1016
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I think I'll stay with the $1.00 menu otherwise I'll end up like this..

03-05-2009, 07:44 AM	#1017
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hi folks, Haven't been here for awhile. Thought I'd add a bit of Spanish Dancing to liven the show up This lady's no woosey Barbie Doll - She's strong, passionate and sensuous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdDD9...eature=related Cheers and Bottoms up Make mine a Rum&Coke - Ta very much and tell Dan I'm still trying to find a good Bull joke for him. And turn up the volume. Those Spanish guitars are fabulous

03-05-2009, 11:49 AM	#1018
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours This is soooo funny. Driving Under The influence on a John Deere Lawnmower Reminds me of someone down the road that drives a riding mower to the store to buy beer. He's been lucky so far.... Well, the DUI charge is not funny... Daughter bails out father. Video: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540...92319#29492319 Last edited by peaceandlove; 03-05-2009 at 08:56 PM.

03-05-2009, 03:11 PM	#1019
nagual Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Europe Posts: 206	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I'm new here, so just wanted to say hi to everyone, and glad to meet you all.

03-05-2009, 04:01 PM	#1020
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hey nagual come in the lounge anytime!!!, we are all a bit goofy here sometimes, I said sometimes!

03-05-2009, 04:11 PM	#1021
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Nice video Carmen!, I bet her feet hurt at the end of the day, LOL! Thanks PandL, I thought it was another one where the guy actually falls off the mower after being pulled over by the cops, LOL! Hey BROOK did you see that 100lb. burger? only $380.00 !!!! phew, I wouldn't have to eat for a year after that! LOL! Last edited by Dantheman62; 03-05-2009 at 04:14 PM.

03-05-2009, 04:43 PM	#1022
iainl140285 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 974	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Well this is my 1st go in the lounge also and I had some questions I would like answering : Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop WindowsXP ? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? (AWESOME!) Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? I am open to all answers Iain

03-05-2009, 04:58 PM	#1023
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours HaHaHa, Good ones!, ah the Oxy-moronic world we live in! Give these some time, let BROOK and Brinty come up with something, at least something funny! Check back later, LOL!

03-05-2009, 06:52 PM	#1024
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours *That's not fair Dan...my posting ability at work is limited* *Welcome Nagual!* *Iain.....Very funny stuff*

03-05-2009, 08:50 PM	#1025
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours An oldie, but still a goodie. Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Oriental gentleman, clutching a clip board saying, "You sign please." Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Oriental gentleman is back with a huge truck load of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, saying, "You sign please." Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, saying, "You sign please." Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Oriental gentleman looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, (It's a beauty) (Wait for it) (Get your best Oriental accent ready) *"Oh,you not Nissan Main Deala?"*