How to spot a Mason online and offline (part two)

[Average Joe]

I don't really think that driving a Vauxhall or having a Palm tree in your garden is a sign of being a mason. Or a love of wood.

I drive a Vauxhall, was also considering planting a palm tree in my garden, and like wood. I'm not a mason.

PS most (but not all) of the palm trees in the UK are not actually palm trees at all, they are cabbage trees from New Zealand. They are hardy and "look" tropical, but aren't really.