Unbelievable

Carmen · 02-12-2009, 02:55 AM

These are genuine responses from 16 year olds

Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Biology
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, O,U, and I.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.'
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

English

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head

These answers should give you a laugh, Dan. Not sure if they are from NZ, or where they are from.

Carmen · 02-12-2009, 02:58 AM

Uh uh Must have gotten excited. Sorry about the repeats!!!!!

Mercuriel · 02-12-2009, 06:47 AM

Check out Zeitgeist 1, Zeitgeist 2 - Addendum and Kymatica - Which are Movies that can be found on either Google or Youtube. They are very revealing...

Also - Check out this currently Banned White Paper by Kent Daniel Bentkowski Who predicted this Crash We are in back in 2005. He tells it pretty much like it is. I guess this is why His White Paper was Banned...

http://prernalal.com/banned%20books/...al%20Crash.pdf

henners · 02-12-2009, 07:22 AM

Thanks Mercuriel for that post. I have not seen that movie yet, Kymatica, just downloading now.

Swanny · 02-12-2009, 10:40 AM

There are a lot of stupid people out there

I talk to them sometimes, very entertaining, it's like the electricity has been cut off and there's no one home.
But people have always been stupid, it's not something new

Swanny · 02-12-2009, 10:48 AM

"OK do you want to make a stupid guess?"

lemon69 · 02-12-2009, 12:17 PM

its a joke ,well if you call asking real people real questions,and getting dumb answers in return,hehe
its a clip from a great australian satire program called CNNNN, have a look at other episodes on you tube or on their web site , ,
aussies really have a great sence of humor.

Jack · 02-12-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmen

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

02-12-2009, 02:55 AM	#1
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: Unbelievable These are genuine responses from 16 year olds Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Sociology Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Biology Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A] Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, O,U, and I. Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.' A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome . Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport English Q: What does the word 'benign' mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Technology Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head These answers should give you a laugh, Dan. Not sure if they are from NZ, or where they are from. Last edited by Steve_A; 02-12-2009 at 12:00 PM.

02-12-2009, 02:58 AM	#2
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: Unbelievable Uh uh Must have gotten excited. Sorry about the repeats!!!!!

02-12-2009, 06:47 AM	#3
Mercuriel Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 362	Re: Unbelievable Check out Zeitgeist 1, Zeitgeist 2 - Addendum and Kymatica - Which are Movies that can be found on either Google or Youtube. They are very revealing... Also - Check out this currently Banned White Paper by *Kent Daniel Bentkowski* Who predicted this Crash We are in back in 2005. He tells it pretty much like it is. I guess this is why His White Paper was Banned... http://prernalal.com/banned%20books/...al%20Crash.pdf

02-12-2009, 07:22 AM	#4
henners Project Avalon Researcher Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sydney Australia Posts: 432	Re: Unbelievable Thanks Mercuriel for that post. I have not seen that movie yet, Kymatica, just downloading now. __________________ Henners Thoughts are boomerangs, returning with precision to their source. Choose wisely which ones you throw.

02-12-2009, 10:40 AM	#5
Swanny I dont need a label ! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Shire of Wilt Posts: 2,889	Re: Unbelievable There are a lot of stupid people out there I talk to them sometimes, very entertaining, it's like the electricity has been cut off and there's no one home. But people have always been stupid, it's not something new

02-12-2009, 10:48 AM	#6
Swanny I dont need a label ! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Shire of Wilt Posts: 2,889	Re: Unbelievable "OK do you want to make a stupid guess?"

02-12-2009, 12:17 PM	#7
lemon69 Project Avalon Researcher Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 41	Re: Unbelievable its a joke ,well if you call asking real people real questions,and getting dumb answers in return,hehe its a clip from a great australian satire program called CNNNN, have a look at other episodes on you tube or on their web site , , aussies really have a great sence of humor.