_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

BROOK · 02-12-2009, 07:45 AM

Now Dan...don't mess around in his kitchen...

BROOK · 02-12-2009, 07:50 AM

Holy crock pot Batman!!

Carmen · 02-12-2009, 07:52 AM

Nice one Brook

I've just lost my appetite

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BROOK · 02-12-2009, 07:59 AM

Dan...you wanna go tell the cook the date is expired on the hot dogs....

Sorry Carmen...green is not really my color either

Luminari · 02-12-2009, 02:03 PM

LOOK WHO'S BACK JACK. Whats on the menu?

rhythm · 02-12-2009, 03:23 PM

THIS IS HOW YOU LOT CARRY ON WHEN IM OFF IN THE HOSPITAL NURSING ME WOUNDS
TYPICAL .
THIS IS MY BEDSTIST JOKE
AND TO BE HONEST ME ONLY JOKE
THAT I CAN EVER REMEMBER .
1, tequila
2, tequila
3, tequila
FLOOR !!!............
did eny one else see Brinty breakdancing ?
or is it down to me medication ..... not supposed to mix it with alcahol , what else you soposed to mix it with
answers on a post card , i feel the floor coming up .

Brinty · 02-12-2009, 09:46 PM

Now rhythmm, (hic) tha's a very astute observation you've made (hic) "...the floor coming up..." Most people would have viewed it quite differently. (hic)
(Claps hands to get everyone's attention.)

Lissen up, people, I'm gonna resit . . . err . . . recusit . . . (hic) recite a pisso' pottery . . . er . . poss a pitery . . . (hic) . . . piece of poetry . . . . .

Stakle, starkle, little twink, (hic)
Who the hell you are - I think. (hic)

I'm not under the affluence of incahol (hic) as some thinkle seem to peep I am.

Oooh, I think I'll take a blood pressure pill and go lie down.

02-12-2009, 07:45 AM	#1
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Now Dan...don't mess around in his kitchen...

02-12-2009, 07:50 AM	#2
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Holy crock pot Batman!!

02-12-2009, 07:52 AM	#3
Carmen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 992	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Nice one Brook I've just lost my appetitet

02-12-2009, 07:59 AM	#4
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Dan...you wanna go tell the cook the date is expired on the hot dogs.... Sorry Carmen...green is not really my color either Last edited by BROOK; 02-12-2009 at 08:02 AM.

02-12-2009, 02:03 PM	#5
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours LOOK WHO'S BACK JACK. Whats on the menu?

02-12-2009, 03:23 PM	#6
rhythm Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: devon england Posts: 1,905	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours THIS IS HOW YOU LOT CARRY ON WHEN IM OFF IN THE HOSPITAL NURSING ME WOUNDS TYPICAL . THIS IS MY BEDSTIST JOKE AND TO BE HONEST ME ONLY JOKE THAT I CAN EVER REMEMBER . 1, tequila 2, tequila 3, tequila FLOOR !!!............ did eny one else see Brinty breakdancing ? or is it down to me medication ..... not supposed to mix it with alcahol , what else you soposed to mix it with answers on a post card , i feel the floor coming up .

02-12-2009, 09:46 PM	#7
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Now rhythmm, (hic) tha's a very astute observation you've made (hic) "...the floor coming up..." Most people would have viewed it quite differently. (hic) (Claps hands to get everyone's attention.) Lissen up, people, I'm gonna resit . . . err . . . recusit . . . (hic) recite a pisso' pottery . . . er . . poss a pitery . . . (hic) . . . piece of poetry . . . . . Stakle, starkle, little twink, (hic) Who the hell you are - I think. (hic) *I'm not under the affluence of incahol (hic) as some thinkle seem to peep I am.* Oooh, I think I'll take a blood pressure pill and go lie down.

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