_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

Dantheman62 · 01-20-2009, 03:15 AM

hmmmm, Burger King, and Dairy Queen!

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 03:36 AM

I think their gonna take their act on the road

Dantheman62 · 01-20-2009, 04:20 AM

I'm hungry!!

Dantheman62 · 01-20-2009, 04:21 AM

or maybe...

Dantheman62 · 01-20-2009, 04:49 AM

or maybe....

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 05:23 AM

Dan whatever you do, don't reheat it in the microwave

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 05:31 AM

With all that garlic, don't forget to rinse your mouth out with alcohol free mouthwash

refreshing

giovonni · 01-20-2009, 05:50 AM

The New
George Walker Bush Presidential Library

Cellie's

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 05:59 AM

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 06:06 AM

But but but our new President

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW9e...ategory/30/82/

Cheers

01-20-2009, 06:35 AM

Well, on Inauguration Eve, I'm going to plaster a video in the corner of the lounge, to stay sharp (I know, TV is lulling). Brzezinski???

"Brzezinski's foreign 'policy' during the Carter administration, as he has since admitted without regret, was to entice the Soviet Union to invade Afghanistan in December, 1979. The idea, he said, was to weaken their rival superpower and the result was a ten-year occupation that cost the lives of an estimated 1.3 million Afghans and spawned the Mujahedin, Taliban and Osama bin Laden."

Reminder clips, from one failing hand to the new one: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=civSl_rozdk

PRESIDENT BUSH, ONE MORE SLEEP! SEE YOU AT THE INQUIRY. I choose this quote as GWB's final words:

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. [uh-oh] I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that. -US News and World Report, January 22, 2001.

For Obama, I hope you have your own wits, not a "30,000 years in the future" headspace on. This is my lucky cap for you:

If I were a penguin and Bush walked by....

LOVE, PEACE, DRAFT BEER

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 06:45 AM

Raise your mugs and toast my little penguin friend

BROOK · 01-20-2009, 07:06 AM

And we must not forget his farewell parting song...his legacy

U2 sung by you guessed it...George Walker Bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes

01-20-2009, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

And we must not forget his farewell parting song...his legacy

U2 sung by you guessed it...George Walker Bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes

That's hilarious!!

How about this one: Rastamen in the civil war, what the heck, eve of the inauguration for Martin Luther King Jr....
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQXvsQJVnY

raulduke · 01-20-2009, 08:00 AM

Peace out bitches! I'm taking my flag and goin' back to texas

That brush ain't gon' clear itself

"You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made. But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."

(That's so funny, I think he thinks this is profound somehow. Of course I agree that you made tough decisions, I think that's in the job description somewhere probably. What an ass)

OK once more now for old time's sake:

"Fool me once....uhhh....shame on....shame on you.......uh......errrr........ fool me...can't uh....can't get fooled again"

Luminari · 01-20-2009, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

Raise your mugs and toast my little penguin friend

Brinty · 01-21-2009, 02:00 AM

Wow! I've ducked in here for shelter. It's raining cats and dogs outside - I just stepped in a poodle.

Which reminds me of the days when Nissan cars were called Datsuns.

A bloke in Sydney, Australia, was restoring a Datsun 190B and only needed one cog to finish the gearbox. He contacted the Nissan distributors who after a day got back to him with the bad news that they could not trace any of them anywhere in Australia and suggested that he try Japan.

After a week of negative results, Nissan Japan suggested contacting their American distributors. Another week of bad news and the bloke was feeling really despondent. He then thought of trying the European Nissan distributors and after two weeks, got some good news. If he were to go to London and personally take delivery, he could have the cog he wanted.

He was overjoyed, but cautious. He double checked that he was talking about a cog for a gearbox for a Dastun 190B. He was assured that that was the case. He promptly booked a flight to London. On arrival at the Nissan distributor, he was told that while the cog was available, he would have to take a whole crate of 144 cogs.

He was naturally shocked - but, he needed the cog so badly that he agreed. The crate, weighing one tonne, was deliverd to Heath Row Airport and loaded into the 747's cargo bay but not before he had removed one cog and put it in his pocket.

The flight went without a hitch until ash from an errupting volcano in Indonesia caused the jet's engines to lose power. The plane, at this time, was just crossing the coast of Australia. The pilot ordered all cargo to be jettisoned to lose weight. The bloke was annoyed at this but as he had one precious cog in his pocket, wasn't too worried.

As the crate tumbled to earth, the wind ripped the lid off and cogs started scattering in all directions. Down on the ground, a poor hapless drunk staggered indoors where his wife screamed at him, "I thought I told you to stay outside and not come back in until you were sober!"

The poor drunk hic-upped and replied, with tears oin his eyes, "Yes I know dear (hic) but it's raining . . . it's raining, Datsun cogs!"

futureyes · 01-21-2009, 03:13 AM

good one brinty ...

now Datsunuff

peaceandlove · 01-21-2009, 09:04 PM

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE ~ HUMP DAY JAM & COMEDY !!!

I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!

Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" on David Letterman Show

Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT5qp...eature=related

Lyrics: http://www.metrolyrics.com/crazy-lyr...s-barkley.html

peaceandlove · 01-21-2009, 09:18 PM

STILL NEED A FEW LAUGHS!!!

Terry Fator & Julius sing "CRAZY" and more:

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJ02rxaNrs

At minute 4.00 (Gnarls Barkley "Crazy")

peaceandlove · 01-21-2009, 09:23 PM

Jeff Dunham ~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

peaceandlove · 01-21-2009, 09:34 PM

WALTER FOR PRESIDENT - JEFF DUNHAM

Walter makes a very important political announcement!

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--lrON9yzs

Jeff Dunham: Walter for President!

Secret Service on a Budget!

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iokaF5eb3M0

giovonni · 01-21-2009, 11:04 PM

Thanks
peaceandlove
That's Entertainment!!!

peaceandlove · 01-21-2009, 11:42 PM

Thanks GIOVONNI for bringing your congregation to enjoy the entertainment...the more the merrier!!!!!

Couldn't resist, had to add this:

ENCORE FOR THE MUPPET STANDING OVATION

Bubba J

The aliens took his liver!!!!!

VIDEO:
Drinks on the house....for the last act of the night!

Speaking of SWEET DADDY D

Another left turn.........

VIDEO:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Brinty · 01-22-2009, 10:10 PM

On the way in tonight, I heard a rustling in the undergrowth. I stood still and listened. Then I saw a young snake slither up to its mother and ask, "mommy, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey and poison them, or do we wrap ourselves around them and crush them?"

"Well, dear," replied his mother, "we are the kind that wrap ourselves around our prey and crush them. Why do you ask?"

"Whew! Thank goodness for that - I just fell out of a tree and bit my tongue."

01-20-2009, 03:15 AM	#1
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours hmmmm, Burger King, and Dairy Queen!

01-20-2009, 03:36 AM	#2
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I think their gonna take their act on the road

01-20-2009, 04:20 AM	#3
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I'm hungry!!

01-20-2009, 04:21 AM	#4
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours or maybe...

01-20-2009, 04:49 AM	#5
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours or maybe....

01-20-2009, 05:23 AM	#6
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Dan whatever you do, don't reheat it in the microwave

01-20-2009, 05:31 AM	#7
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours With all that garlic, don't forget to rinse your mouth out with alcohol free mouthwash refreshing

01-20-2009, 05:50 AM	#8
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours The New George Walker Bush Presidential Library Cellie's

01-20-2009, 05:59 AM	#9
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

01-20-2009, 06:06 AM	#10
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours But but but our new President http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW9e...ategory/30/82/ Cheers

01-20-2009, 06:35 AM	#11
no caste Guest Posts: n/a	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Well, on Inauguration Eve, I'm going to plaster a video in the corner of the lounge, to stay sharp (I know, TV is lulling). Brzezinski??? "Brzezinski's foreign 'policy' during the Carter administration, as he has since admitted without regret, was to entice the Soviet Union to invade Afghanistan in December, 1979. The idea, he said, was to weaken their rival superpower and the result was a ten-year occupation that cost the lives of an estimated 1.3 million Afghans and spawned the Mujahedin, Taliban and Osama bin Laden." Reminder clips, from one failing hand to the new one: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=civSl_rozdk PRESIDENT BUSH, ONE MORE SLEEP! SEE YOU AT THE INQUIRY. I choose this quote as GWB's final words: "Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. [uh-oh] I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that. -US News and World Report, January 22, 2001. For Obama, I hope you have your own wits, not a "30,000 years in the future" headspace on. This is my lucky cap for you: If I were a penguin and Bush walked by.... LOVE, PEACE, DRAFT BEER

01-20-2009, 06:45 AM	#12
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Raise your mugs and toast my little penguin friend

01-20-2009, 07:06 AM	#13
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours And we must not forget his farewell parting song...his legacy U2 sung by you guessed it...George Walker Bush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes

01-20-2009, 08:00 AM	#15
raulduke Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA Posts: 454	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Peace out bitches! I'm taking my flag and goin' back to texas That brush ain't gon' clear itself "You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made. But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions." (That's so funny, I think he thinks this is profound somehow. Of course I agree that you made tough decisions, I think that's in the job description somewhere probably. What an ass) OK once more now for old time's sake: "Fool me once....uhhh....shame on....shame on you.......uh......errrr........ fool me...can't uh....can't get fooled again"

01-21-2009, 02:00 AM	#17
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Wow! I've ducked in here for shelter. It's raining cats and dogs outside - I just stepped in a poodle. Which reminds me of the days when Nissan cars were called Datsuns. A bloke in Sydney, Australia, was restoring a Datsun 190B and only needed one cog to finish the gearbox. He contacted the Nissan distributors who after a day got back to him with the bad news that they could not trace any of them anywhere in Australia and suggested that he try Japan. After a week of negative results, Nissan Japan suggested contacting their American distributors. Another week of bad news and the bloke was feeling really despondent. He then thought of trying the European Nissan distributors and after two weeks, got some good news. If he were to go to London and personally take delivery, he could have the cog he wanted. He was overjoyed, but cautious. He double checked that he was talking about a cog for a gearbox for a Dastun 190B. He was assured that that was the case. He promptly booked a flight to London. On arrival at the Nissan distributor, he was told that while the cog was available, he would have to take a whole crate of 144 cogs. He was naturally shocked - but, he needed the cog so badly that he agreed. The crate, weighing one tonne, was deliverd to Heath Row Airport and loaded into the 747's cargo bay but not before he had removed one cog and put it in his pocket. The flight went without a hitch until ash from an errupting volcano in Indonesia caused the jet's engines to lose power. The plane, at this time, was just crossing the coast of Australia. The pilot ordered all cargo to be jettisoned to lose weight. The bloke was annoyed at this but as he had one precious cog in his pocket, wasn't too worried. As the crate tumbled to earth, the wind ripped the lid off and cogs started scattering in all directions. Down on the ground, a poor hapless drunk staggered indoors where his wife screamed at him, "I thought I told you to stay outside and not come back in until you were sober!" The poor drunk hic-upped and replied, with tears oin his eyes, "Yes I know dear (hic) but it's raining . . . it's raining, Datsun cogs!"

01-21-2009, 03:13 AM	#18
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours good one brinty ... now Datsunuff

01-21-2009, 09:04 PM	#19
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE ~ HUMP DAY JAM & COMEDY !!! I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY, JUST LIKE ME!!!!! Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" on David Letterman Show Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT5qp...eature=related Lyrics: http://www.metrolyrics.com/crazy-lyr...s-barkley.html Last edited by peaceandlove; 01-21-2009 at 11:35 PM.

01-21-2009, 09:18 PM	#20
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours STILL NEED A FEW LAUGHS!!! Terry Fator & Julius sing "CRAZY" and more: VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJ02rxaNrs At minute 4.00 (Gnarls Barkley "Crazy") Last edited by peaceandlove; 02-22-2009 at 04:53 AM.

01-21-2009, 09:23 PM	#21
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist Jeff Dunham ~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Last edited by peaceandlove; 01-21-2009 at 11:37 PM.

01-21-2009, 09:34 PM	#22
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours WALTER FOR PRESIDENT - JEFF DUNHAM Walter makes a very important political announcement! VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--lrON9yzs Jeff Dunham: Walter for President! Secret Service on a Budget! VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iokaF5eb3M0 Last edited by peaceandlove; 01-21-2009 at 11:30 PM.

01-21-2009, 11:04 PM	#23
giovonni Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: within my heart Posts: 1,209	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Thanks peaceandlove That's Entertainment!!!

01-21-2009, 11:42 PM	#24
peaceandlove Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 2,776	Thanks GIOVONNI for bringing your congregation to enjoy the entertainment...the more the merrier!!!!! Couldn't resist, had to add this: ENCORE FOR THE MUPPET STANDING OVATION Bubba J The aliens took his liver!!!!! VIDEO: Drinks on the house....for the last act of the night! Speaking of SWEET DADDY D Another left turn......... VIDEO: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. Last edited by peaceandlove; 06-16-2009 at 02:20 AM.

01-22-2009, 10:10 PM	#25
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours On the way in tonight, I heard a rustling in the undergrowth. I stood still and listened. Then I saw a young snake slither up to its mother and ask, "mommy, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey and poison them, or do we wrap ourselves around them and crush them?" "Well, dear," replied his mother, "we are the kind that wrap ourselves around our prey and crush them. Why do you ask?" "Whew! Thank goodness for that - I just fell out of a tree and bit my tongue."

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