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Brinty · 03-17-2009, 11:53 AM

Paddy was booking a flight. The operator asks "How many people
are flying with you?"

Paddy replies "How the hell would I know! Its your bloody plane!!"

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A Muslim sat next to Paddy on the plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let
liquor touch my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

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An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past &
stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts "It's thick Irish like
you that give us Irish a bad name! I'd come over there and kick you into next week if I could swim!"

03-17-2009, 11:53 AM	#1149
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Paddy was booking a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "How the hell would I know! Its your bloody plane!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Muslim sat next to Paddy on the plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past & stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts "It's thick Irish like you that give us Irish a bad name! I'd come over there and kick you into next week if I could swim!"