[Brinty]

There I was strolling along, hands in my pockets, heading to the Avalon Lounge, wondering who would be there, when I tripped on a hot dog someone had thrown to the ground.

I picked myself up and looked for that hot dog (I hadn't eaten in two days and was starving.) I began to think I'd been halucinating, then I saw it again, but it was still moving from the kick I'd given it.

Then I realised it was coming growling, towards me, its teeth barred. My mind began to race, my head went dizzy - I was being attacked by a hot dog! Then its teeth clamped onto my left leg.

That was the first bight I'd had in two days.