Wow- Kiwis you rock- and if you arn't a kiwi your are welcome here with open arms. Imagine if New Zealand became Known for -Kiwi a bird so full of knowledge (awakness) that it doesn't need to fly.
Please check this out I found it very plausible-keep an open mind.
http://home.iae.nl/users/lightnet/creator/overview2.htm
I try to maintain a sense of humour somewhat like 'Jon Eisen of Uncensored Magazine' it helps to give balance to all this.