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Originally Posted by Dantheman62
mmmm turkey! oh, and football!
17 Ways To Cook A Turkey
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whisky
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskys of drink
- Turk the bastey
- Whisky another bottle of get
- Ponder the meat thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- Bake the whisky for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the dinner and pass out
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LOL Dan
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Above all, I am thankful for my sanity and calm in these crazy times. Thankful for a good belly laugh and a peaceful, calm day. Thankful for the joy my children bring to each and every day.
Love and Light to all.