Kulapops,
I am reminded of a line from the Michael Keaton movie "The Paper"
"You are accurate, ethical, and literate, and I want you out of here this instant!"
Your "mental instability" aside (thanks, I brought my own), I share your skepticism on several things. And replacing "unimpeachable" with "unreachable" triggers mine, as well.
Fear not. After all, even "doubting Thomas" made the grade.
Fred