[THE eXchanger]

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxcillin and advil is also called ibuprofen.

The fda has been looking for a generic name for viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts,
it recently announced that it has settled on the name mycoxafloppin
, mydixadrupin,
mydixarizin,
dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

Pfizer corp. Announced today
that viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by pepsi cola
as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man
to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails' , 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of; mount & do.

Thought for the day;
there is more money being spent on breast implants
and viagra today than on alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040
there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away
there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Ta ta for now.