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Old 03-23-2010, 09:11 PM   #1
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Default You Have Two Cows...

OBAMA-ISM - You have two cows. The government takes both of your cows, and makes it compulsory for you to buy milk coupons in order to get less milk than you would have gotten if you had milked your own cows. If you do not comply, the government will fine you and then put you in jail. By virtue of being enrolled in the universal milk coupon program, the government will create a digital database of your medical and personal history, making it available to the pharmaceutical companies, their minions, and other entities that have nothing to do with milk whatsoever. If you happen to be an elderly individual, the government has thoughtfully set up a panel to determine if you actually need milk or not.

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