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02-07-2009, 09:47 PM | #676 |
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true story ...
we once had a pet tarantula in the house ... went on vacation and my friend took "good" care of him in the interim ... it would seem when she changed his water and took his dish out ... she didn't think to temporarily place the lid back on ... she came back and did not see anything was amiss ... vacation was over and we came back to no tarantula ... i called my friend ... asked her where he was ... was she out having dinner with him? she said something like ... i said something like ... yeeesh ... so no one had a clue where he had gone ... didn't think he'd survive long ... needed a source of water to survive ... too bad i thought ... gonna miss the guy ... but noooo ... six weeks later i got up one morning and went to the bathroom ... seen what looked like a brown sock on the floor ... and i thought ... i don't HAVE brown socks ... what the ... went to pick it up and it scurried off away from me ... OUR BABY WAS BACK!!! but i have to say ... he was NEVER the same again ... lived another year but deteriorated during that time ... spidey psychologist said it was probably way too much freedom at once ... his system just couldn't take it ... that and no H2O i guess ... poor guy ... went to spidey heaven one day ... and always will i remember him ... on the bathroom floor that morning ... he was a good spider ... oh ... and one day we lost the snake ... but that's another true story ... now how many of you are going to check your bathroom floors in the morning ... |
02-07-2009, 09:56 PM | #677 |
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geez futureyes, I really needed to hear that, yuk, and double yuk, me and any kind of spider don't and won't see eye to eye ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-07-2009, 09:59 PM | #678 |
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Oh futureyes the webs we weave, lol, what a funny spider story.Thanks for the compliment on the haiku's. Perhaps we should blow this virtual pop stand one day and have a real brew, and leave these boys to their ..............what is it that they do here?
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02-07-2009, 10:02 PM | #679 |
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we shoot big hairy yukky brown hairy big yukky brown spiders with shotguns!, yuk, and I just read a post by Carmen about sheep flies or maggots or something like that, geez, it's dinner time here ya know! 5pm
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02-07-2009, 10:20 PM | #680 |
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Hello all friends participating in the nexus project , Wish you well tomorrow 2/8/2009 http://www.healingexperiment.com/theevents.html All ONE in the heart Loving kindness mudra |
02-07-2009, 10:34 PM | #681 | |
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what these boys do in here judykott is something or other with their thumbs ... don't quite know what that's about ... you name the brew house ... hey dan ... look what's under your chair ... it's brown with eight hairy legs ... shall i remove the itsy bitsy spider for you??? some day i'll tell of the slithery snake true story ... not sure dan could take that one though ... not without brinty's blood pressure pills ... |
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02-07-2009, 11:20 PM | #682 |
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I'm with you on spiders Dan. I heard a tapping on the window one night and went to investigate. What I saw made my mouth dry and my undies wet. I ran back inside to take a blood pressure pill and grab the camera. This is what I saw . . . .
Next morning, because I couldn't trust my memory, I went out to see if I could find its resting place. After about five minutes I found it up under the eaves. Now bear in mind that the thickness of the timber in this next photo is around 3/4 of an inch. This will give you a pointer to the size of the damn thing, and explain why I had skid marks in my undies as well. |
02-07-2009, 11:51 PM | #683 |
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Geez Brinty, did ya have to post those pics, ugh, good thing I just finished eating!, women and spiders, I just don't know. Well you know the old saying, Men are from Venus, and women are from.....hmmmm well we haven't figured that out yet. LOL!
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02-08-2009, 12:03 AM | #684 |
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Come on Dan, you would'nt be without us. And woman would be dead boring without you lot!!! By the way, we have a pet spider about the shower. Shes called Flyspray!!!!
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02-08-2009, 12:26 AM | #685 |
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That spider was a bit of a shock to my system and left me with heart palpitations for a couple of days. I made an appointment to visit my doctor and she told me if I lost some weight, my palpitations would ease.
I saw this ad for a weight loss scheme where they came to your house and guaranteed at least a one kilogram loss on their $10 program in the first visit. I thought I'd give it a shot. When I opened the door to a knock next morning, here was this gorgeous young woman wearing a bikini and a sign around her neck saying, "If You Can Catch Me, You Can Have Me." I didn't catch her, but I actually lost 2kg. I though I'd give their next plan a crack. The one that guaranteed a 5kg weight loss for $20. Next morning there was another beauty standing at my door wearing just a bikini bottom and a sign sayimg, "Catch Me, And You Can Have Me." Once again, I didn't catch her, but I managed to get the bikini bottom off before I collapsed. This time I'd lost a further 7kg. Well, naturally I decided to try their ultimate plan where they guaranteed a 10kg weight loss for $50. Next morning there was a banging on the door and standing there was a big bloke with great hairy arms like a spider, he was built like brick $hit house with a sign around his neck saying, "If I Catch You, Your Ar$e is mine!" I hadn't realised how fast I could run until that moment. How much weight did I lose, I don't know. When I stand on the scales, the pointer doesn't move and I feel permanently faint and light headed. |
02-08-2009, 05:00 PM | #686 |
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02-11-2009, 07:02 AM | #687 |
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All right..this lounge is way too quiet...I'm inviting some friends I just met recently
they brought the band... lets start the party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUFZC7uXQZc |
02-11-2009, 09:08 PM | #688 |
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Ooooh, BROOK, a one eyed dude that keeps changing colour - now that's what I call a party act. If the band is as way out as he is, then this place should start to rock. I'll go see if I can rustle up some boogie-woogie piano players.
Don't go away now. Last edited by Brinty; 02-11-2009 at 09:15 PM. |
02-11-2009, 09:20 PM | #689 |
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Hello Avalon!
I have a questions. Something weird just happened to me. I went to godlikeproductions and someone asked on a thread if there was an alternative to glp. I then suggested projectavalon.net then again, I suggested abovetopsecret.com I was then banned and they rewrote my link to fu&^_off.com did they ban me because i suggested projectavalon? I have to say, this is a blessing in diguise. is it me or is godlikeproductions extremely abusive. i find it has allot of negativity and i would go to post and reasd from time to time but sometimes i would feel sick from the negativity i picked up there. anyone care to comment? |
02-11-2009, 09:26 PM | #690 |
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He's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater
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02-11-2009, 09:30 PM | #691 | |
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02-11-2009, 09:34 PM | #692 |
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He's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater Brook that just put another song into my head, that will really date me. It was She wore a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini |
02-11-2009, 09:35 PM | #693 |
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I don't know deb003, but glp is like being in a bar with a bunch of drunks, very nasty!
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02-11-2009, 09:39 PM | #694 |
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While I'm looking for those piano players, you can catch me at . . . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmmid1pLi8 |
02-11-2009, 09:43 PM | #695 |
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Thank you both Brook and Dantheman.
I am actually myself part of a recovery program for other type of addictions. and Ihere's something to think about from me going there and actually reading and posting. I definitely felt sick after going there and I was actually just telling one of my mentors how addictive it seemed and how i didn't want to go anymore. Then I go and I am banned. However this happened, I am SO grateful!. it was done for me! Avalon has such a different vibration. A positive loving one an I'm so glad that's why I got banned! lol |
02-11-2009, 09:46 PM | #696 |
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I wish!
Nah, that's my twin brother. Here are some more of him . . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QviBO...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ5fc...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA6Mg...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4J0f...eature=related |
02-11-2009, 09:50 PM | #697 |
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This is the only forum that I have posted on. I have lurked on some but seeing the attitudes on other forums I never bothered to post. I find here there are more intelligent responses and backing for material posted. There is also a wider range of topics which I like.
I must admit I was thrown into a bit of a panic this morning. I could not log unto here for about an hour for some reason. I could get on anywhere else, but this is where I wanted to be, lol. Camelot was gone as well, so I rejoiced with the return of Camelot! |
02-11-2009, 09:54 PM | #698 |
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Hi, and welcome deb, come on in, kick off your shoes, let down your hair, this place is about to rock the night away. Know that you are with friends here who will not let you come to any harm.
So, let's party the night away like we did in those good old days. |
02-11-2009, 10:02 PM | #699 |
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I think.........I can SURELLY! kick back Brinty!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
02-11-2009, 11:02 PM | #700 |
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Wow Brinty that Boogie Woogie guy is good, and they keep saying faster,faster, LOL! I'll check the other ones out too.
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