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Old 12-11-2009, 01:36 PM   #1
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goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:12 PM   #2
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Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve


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Old 12-11-2009, 02:47 PM   #3
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Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve
there are plenty of animals out there.... swine flu was a failure... but they are nor giving up...
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Old 12-11-2009, 04:31 PM   #4
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Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve
Why, Steve, we cannot indulge in some nonsensical forum flooding, ourselves, is just a feature for the new forum posters only?

That days, when a new forum poster will watch first, observe for a while and the timidly bring his/her contribution to a matter or another only if he really had a contribution, are long gone, isn't it?
Just a little fun, also for us, to let out the steam ! So, what do you say?
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Old 12-11-2009, 04:41 PM   #5
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What's next? Stork Flu? Emu Flu? Platypus Flu? Dung Beetle Flu?

No matter what "they" call it, they're all full to the gills with dung.
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Old 12-24-2009, 10:38 PM   #6
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They hope you don't catch


The Cam-e-lot FLU
---
that's ONE of two,
that's the one, that has you seeing visions of avalon
and, when you get hot enough
you remember who you are

or

The AV-A-lon FLU---
that's two of two,
that's the one,
where you read something on www.projectavalon.net
or, www.projectcamelot.net
and, you are magically transported back
into feeling the energy of camelot
and, remembering you need to come round
and, it is contagious as hell

after all--just check the stats at :

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PRETTY AMASING HOW POPULAR THiS website has become !!!

let's hope everyone catches the bug, and, comes here !!!

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Old 12-24-2009, 10:56 PM   #7
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goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...
It's not a flu, it's a fever. 'Q-fever' (Q-koorts) it's called & it's caused by goats.
Right now. as we speak, they're slaughtering every goat they can find in the southern parts - where the flu patients are - of Holland.

That's what happens to people who stare at goats!
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Old 12-25-2009, 01:21 AM   #8
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duck flu
chicken flu
jackass flu
horse flu
cow flu
mule flu
goose flu
turkey flu
whale flu
fish flu
shark flu
mouse flu
lobster flu

and my favorite:

crabby flu
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Old 12-25-2009, 02:41 AM   #9
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Well, my goat, Merlin, doesn't have the flu. He has the blues because he smells all this cooking going on and thinks since he's part of the family, he should be allowed to join in the festivities. He thinks he's a house goat. Well, at least we put a great big red jingle bell on his collar so that he doesn't lose himself in the snow.
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Old 12-25-2009, 03:34 AM   #10
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In Holland the 'Swine Flu' is called 'Mexican Flu'. What if it had originated for the first time, in Israel? Would we have named it 'Jew Flu' than?
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Old 12-25-2009, 03:42 AM   #11
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Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.
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Old 12-25-2009, 03:52 AM   #12
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Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.
It is at moments like these, that I thank my Creator for being born in Holland & living in Amsterdam. Although the weather is dreadful here, at this moment (04:50 AM).

I guess this means bad news for Mountain Dew stockholders!
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Old 12-26-2009, 05:08 AM   #13
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If it's on PC or PA and contagious, very likely it's The-Men-Who-Stare-at-Goats flu!!!
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Old 12-26-2009, 06:18 AM   #14
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We have a flu that primarily affects our elected leaders.

It's called Jackass Flu.

It doesn't affect them all but certainly a majority.

No worries. Work in a hospital environment here. I'll be ready to deal with these isolated incidents.
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Old 12-26-2009, 10:46 AM   #15
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goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

Hi B,

This is not a flu but Q-fever. It is not a virus but bacterial.



http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-koorts
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:09 AM   #16
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Hi B,

This is not a flu but Q-fever. It is not a virus but bacterial.



http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-koorts
I know, but such a name was given to it....it wasn't me who did it...
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:38 AM   #17
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I know, but such a name was given to it....it wasn't me who did it...
I have a beer flu at this moment
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