Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i beg...

[Tango]

Fix one, replaced another with a funnier one...

" Tried, to do something about your country. But,
I got the message of: What I was saying in your
country. Was not available in your country, so I
wasn't Saying IT..."

I, don't even know what that means...

Trooly,


Tango

Originally Posted by no caste

I get a lot of laughs from this thread! (But I'm NOT a good joke teller, except for the one I posted way back the 'cops are stupid' Mexico getaway video {policia de mexico muy estupida which is now removed} (about a 1 min. street vid clip of a bank robbery in Mexico)

Gotta love George Carlin

Tango, I checked this link
http://www.americanrantnetwork.com/V...eo.asp?VTrooly,

but all I got was ... nothing. However I kept clicking hoping for something - then I thought, hmmm, maybe I could morse code communicate through the clicking that yields nothing in the way of results or sounds or video... 'cept I don't know morse code.

The second one:
http://media.mtvnservices.com/video/...ef=None&geo=US
I get this message: This video is currently not available in your country.

[Tango]

An OC, CA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'

The Officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money....

[And, we kids used to just sell lemonade...!]


Trooly,


Tango

[Tango]

BABY'S FIRST EXAMINATION...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "no wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

I know, she said," I'm his Grandma, But, I'm Sure glad I came...."



Trooly,


Tango

[Tango]

Oh... This is sooo funny....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTa5X4CzM4E

King Crab Leg ...?

Tango

[mudra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSvAA...eature=related


Laugh You All
mudra

[mudra]

Lol lol Tango ... I should come here more often ...
I thought my vid was funny .. but trooly ...nothing compared to Yours...

Love You
mudra

[bushycat]

rig inal::cheerful_ h4h:

[Tango]

I enjoy laughing... So, I pass it on... Pretty funny Huh... So, how are you
sweetheart.... I see that 'Bushy Kitty' is right behind you... Hi Girls....

Trooly,

Tango

Originally Posted by mudra

Lol lol Tango ... I should come here more often ...
I thought my vid was funny .. but trooly ...nothing compared to Yours...

Love You
mudra

[lindabaker]

Overheard Out in Space: a couple of tourists - alien life forms - returning from an eco-tour on Earth are chatting. One of them says, "The dominant life form on the planet has developed satellite-based weapons." Excited by the possibility, the other one asks, "Do you think they are an emerging intelligence?" The first one responds, "I doubt it: they've aimed the weapons at themselves." arlingtoninstitute.org:

[Tango]

I don't know I might have a chicken leg in MY pants... Do You wanna check?

Just kidding... It was a funny video... Sometimes you get lucky and find a

Funny one. I found several; I was lucky... Happy I was able to make you

Laugh...

I'd Like to see 'more' people use trooly, It lets me know someone cares abt

what I try to do here...

Trooly,


Tango

Originally Posted by mudra

Lol lol Tango ... I should come here more often ...
I thought my vid was funny .. but trooly ...nothing compared to Yours...

Love You
mudra

[xbusymom]

I have proof that ‘blonde-stupid’ is a disease that is contagious and spreading…

(this actually happened to me the other day)

in the drive-thru at a taco bell:

Q: may I take your order?
A: I want a Mexican pizza and a medium pepsi.
Q: Do you want that in a combo meal?
A: No, just the Mexican pizza and a medium pepsi.
Q: So, you don’t want the combo meal?
A: No, just the Mexican pizza and the drink.
Q: what do you want in the drink?

Then I drove around and found out the order taker was a black gal.
-------------------------
My son was awed at this intelligent tidbit:
What do they call a tool that is used to make sure things are level?
-A Level
what do they call a tool that is used to saw things in half?
-A saw
what do they call a tool that is used to make sure wood is cut to fit squarely?
-a square

[Seashore]

If this has already been posted on this thread, I apologize for the repetition. I know a video like this has been posted before on another thread...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSrWxC7cRqM

[Tango]

The Worlds Shortest Books.





THINGS I DID TO DESERVE

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

____________________________________________

OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

______________________________________________


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

_______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

________________________________
Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

___________________________________
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

___________________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

___________________________________
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian

__________________________________


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


__________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

______________________________________

WHEN I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP!

BY Tango


_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson


_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy

______________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson


************************************************** *****

AND, JUST ADDED:


Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

************************************************** *****

Trooly,


Tango

[mudra]

Originally Posted by Tango

The Worlds Shortest Books.

______________________________________

WHEN I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP!

BY Tango


************************************************** *****

Trooly,


Tango

Would love to read that one

Love Always
mudra

[mudra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMpXmpGpEF0

Laugh Always
mudra

[mudra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fitxo...eature=related

Laugh Always
mudra

[TheObserver]

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

This reminds me of the one about the Amish geek who couldn't use his computer when it's raining
because the humidity caused the wooden keys to expand and become sticky!

[Tango]

I didn't think anyone would catch that... You did...[Wink]

Originally Posted by mudra

Would love to read that one

Love Always
mudra

[Tango]

Now.... That's flocking funny...

Tango

Originally Posted by TheObserver

This reminds me of the one about the Amish geek who couldn't use his computer when it's raining
because the humidity caused the wooden keys to expand and become sticky!

[xbusymom]

A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.

Now -

A is for arthritis;
B is the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight – can’t read that top line !
F is for fissures and water retention
G is for gas, which I’d rather not mention.

H is for high blood pressure – I’d prefer low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is lost hearing – now what did you say?
M is memory lapses occurring all day.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don’t grow !

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few;
Just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new !

Q is for queasy. Is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux – one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for tinnitus; there are bells in my ears !

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo – that’s “dizzy” you know.
W is for worry. NOW what’s going ‘round?
X is for x-ray and what might be found.

Y is another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have – in my mind.

I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed,
and I’ve kept twenty-six doctors fully employed.

[Dantheman62]

The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.



Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

[Swanny]

Great story but it's the fore finger and middle finger that they cut off

So this is what you do





And you say "pluck off"

[Dantheman62]

Yeah I know, geez 97 huh Swanny? How do you feel at 97? LOL

[Swanny]

I feel ok for a old boy
Time has been speeding up I was only 40 at the beginning of the year

[Swanny]

Why men don't do Agony Aunts---

Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Kate



Dear Kate:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

Regards
John