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Old 03-06-2009, 09:10 AM   #1051
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:15 AM   #1052
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Sleepy time for me..

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Old 03-06-2009, 09:25 AM   #1053
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Alright
I'm leaving don't try and stop me!!!

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Old 03-06-2009, 09:27 AM   #1054
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Sweet dreams Gio
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:34 AM   #1055
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Dan and Brinty..see you guys fell asleep again and missed all the fun

Gio and I Tore up the dance floor..Gio fell, and then got beat up

Hot time in the old town tonight
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:00 AM   #1056
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Hi, Wheres everyone gone. Loved the songs Gio

Heres one for me, and some eye-candy for the Ladies here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0

Love

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Old 03-06-2009, 11:20 AM   #1057
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Damm DIdnt do it correctly Ill try again tomorrow
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:41 AM   #1058
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S'funny, I din't hear anyfing. (Yawnnnnn) I fell asweep unner the table agin. 'N' when I woked up all I could see were legs. Now, I must 'fess that I doan (hic) mind looking at legs, but these ones were short and hairy. Then I noticed Dan on the floor along side me. There was a puddle on the floor and I was as dry as a flea on a camel's crutch so I dipped my finger into it and tasted it. Dan asked what it was and I told him, "Scotch."
"Johnny Walker?" asked Dan with a glint in his eye.
I said,"(hic) no, terrier," then I fell asleep again.
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:34 PM   #1059
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Oh how true eXchanger. How true, how true!

I was beginning to think that I was just a grumpy old man.

Another thing that's happening nowadays, is crime, crime and more crime. Why, because the useless, brainless twits today can't think for themselves and with too much time on their hands they are stuffing everyone's enjoyment of life by stealing what they want because it's easier than working - that's if they were even capable of holding down a job.

There is one question I would ask in all seriousness - how are they going to survive when the electricity generators go belly up and nothing electrical will work?????
Good point Brinty!, and it's only going to get worse. Our national unemployment rate is now 8.1%, that's almost 20 million people!!!!!!
2 million in California alone! It's happening right now before our eyes I'm afraid.
Another 6 months, if nothing changes, will be devastating!
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:59 PM   #1060
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I still can't get that one Kathleen. Maybe its just as well. Thanks anyway

Cheers

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Old 03-06-2009, 11:12 PM   #1061
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Carman
here he is!
I want to kiss you all over Johnny Depp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0

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Old 03-06-2009, 11:59 PM   #1062
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The New F***ing Citibank
After Citibank becomes nationalized, expect to see commercials like this.

Video (!:01): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank


American Express Special Offer
American Express wants to give you $300!

Video (2:05): http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68a...-special-offer
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:32 AM   #1063
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I want to kiss you all over Johnny Depp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjc0-Ze_f0
This is quite funny
part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0cmBAXXM5U

part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTdL...eature=related

part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDPz...eature=related

geez...i'd love all his parts LOL

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Old 03-07-2009, 02:49 AM   #1064
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Thanks eXchanger, He's one cool dude, love his acting.
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Old 03-07-2009, 04:12 AM   #1065
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ahh; he is a part of my soul family
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Old 03-07-2009, 04:31 AM   #1066
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Here's another one for you Susan!
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:08 AM   #1067
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Okay...The annual Avalon Dance contest....
Contestant number 1...


Ouch....next...
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:14 AM   #1068
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Contestant number 2...


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Old 03-07-2009, 06:15 AM   #1069
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Contestant number 3...


Okay...everyone...lets vote....
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:16 AM   #1070
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I'd be inclined to vote for number three personally.
I have the feeling about number one that I've been there, done that and have the broken nose and neck to prove it. I usually skid across the floor and end up under a table afterwards.
Number two is disqualified for giving the judges the bird.
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:28 AM   #1071
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Heres a joke for ya Brinty, tho might be a good one for Gio too

Irish Golfer

A golfer, playing in Ireland, hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the
little guy, reviving him.

'Arrgah! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!', the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want
anything; I'm just glad you're OK; and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to
ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!', the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'

'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!', the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around, then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??', responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a
small parish.'


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Old 03-08-2009, 03:55 AM   #1072
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The three deadly vices of a holy life~
Sex ~ Golf and Leprechauns!






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Old 03-08-2009, 10:14 AM   #1073
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Warm Greetings to all who read this,

I've just checked in at the Avalon library..

I see 1 (and only 1) wise being of great integrity has so far downloaded

The White Book by RAMTHA

Lets not forget why we are on this forum.. a shared vision of a better future for all, greater awareness of important and little understood but vitally important issues. Empowerment beyond the pathetic material system that seeks to enslave us.. and hopefully also empowerment beyond false ideological trappings of enslaving belief systems aswel.

Its not everyday someone facilitates for you, access to what is possibly the most important book ever written; that will awaken your own god self and transcend mortality and the wheel of incarnation.

Like an angel holding a glass of precious water out to a man dying of thirst in the desert.

All you have to do is reach out and take it.

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Old 03-08-2009, 05:48 PM   #1074
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Thanks for the information...I will check it out when I get home from work..I cannot download anything when I'm here at work..sounds like you place much importance on this book...so it's worth giving a read
Thanks again
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:41 AM   #1075
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Thanks Brook, the book is like a gate to a place you never thought you could reach in your waking life. But it is real.

Just like in my regular life.. I talk things up that are unbelievably important and people just ignore me. Oh well, I made the effort with pure intentions only to free hearts and minds, I have no ulterior motive, just kindness.

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