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Old 01-20-2009, 06:06 AM   #426
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But but but our new President

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyW9e...ategory/30/82/

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Old 01-20-2009, 06:35 AM   #427
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Well, on Inauguration Eve, I'm going to plaster a video in the corner of the lounge, to stay sharp (I know, TV is lulling). Brzezinski???

"Brzezinski's foreign 'policy' during the Carter administration, as he has since admitted without regret, was to entice the Soviet Union to invade Afghanistan in December, 1979. The idea, he said, was to weaken their rival superpower and the result was a ten-year occupation that cost the lives of an estimated 1.3 million Afghans and spawned the Mujahedin, Taliban and Osama bin Laden."

Reminder clips, from one failing hand to the new one: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=civSl_rozdk



PRESIDENT BUSH, ONE MORE SLEEP! SEE YOU AT THE INQUIRY. I choose this quote as GWB's final words:

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. [uh-oh] I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that. -US News and World Report, January 22, 2001.

For Obama, I hope you have your own wits, not a "30,000 years in the future" headspace on. This is my lucky cap for you:



If I were a penguin and Bush walked by....






LOVE, PEACE, DRAFT BEER
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Old 01-20-2009, 06:45 AM   #428
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Raise your mugs and toast my little penguin friend



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Old 01-20-2009, 07:06 AM   #429
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And we must not forget his farewell parting song...his legacy

U2 sung by you guessed it...George Walker Bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:56 AM   #430
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And we must not forget his farewell parting song...his legacy

U2 sung by you guessed it...George Walker Bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
That's hilarious!!

How about this one: Rastamen in the civil war, what the heck, eve of the inauguration for Martin Luther King Jr....
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQXvsQJVnY

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Old 01-20-2009, 08:00 AM   #431
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Peace out bitches! I'm taking my flag and goin' back to texas


That brush ain't gon' clear itself



"You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made. But I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."

(That's so funny, I think he thinks this is profound somehow. Of course I agree that you made tough decisions, I think that's in the job description somewhere probably. What an ass)

OK once more now for old time's sake:

"Fool me once....uhhh....shame on....shame on you.......uh......errrr........ fool me...can't uh....can't get fooled again"
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:42 PM   #432
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Raise your mugs and toast my little penguin friend





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Old 01-21-2009, 02:00 AM   #433
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Wow! I've ducked in here for shelter. It's raining cats and dogs outside - I just stepped in a poodle.

Which reminds me of the days when Nissan cars were called Datsuns.

A bloke in Sydney, Australia, was restoring a Datsun 190B and only needed one cog to finish the gearbox. He contacted the Nissan distributors who after a day got back to him with the bad news that they could not trace any of them anywhere in Australia and suggested that he try Japan.

After a week of negative results, Nissan Japan suggested contacting their American distributors. Another week of bad news and the bloke was feeling really despondent. He then thought of trying the European Nissan distributors and after two weeks, got some good news. If he were to go to London and personally take delivery, he could have the cog he wanted.

He was overjoyed, but cautious. He double checked that he was talking about a cog for a gearbox for a Dastun 190B. He was assured that that was the case. He promptly booked a flight to London. On arrival at the Nissan distributor, he was told that while the cog was available, he would have to take a whole crate of 144 cogs.

He was naturally shocked - but, he needed the cog so badly that he agreed. The crate, weighing one tonne, was deliverd to Heath Row Airport and loaded into the 747's cargo bay but not before he had removed one cog and put it in his pocket.

The flight went without a hitch until ash from an errupting volcano in Indonesia caused the jet's engines to lose power. The plane, at this time, was just crossing the coast of Australia. The pilot ordered all cargo to be jettisoned to lose weight. The bloke was annoyed at this but as he had one precious cog in his pocket, wasn't too worried.

As the crate tumbled to earth, the wind ripped the lid off and cogs started scattering in all directions. Down on the ground, a poor hapless drunk staggered indoors where his wife screamed at him, "I thought I told you to stay outside and not come back in until you were sober!"

The poor drunk hic-upped and replied, with tears oin his eyes, "Yes I know dear (hic) but it's raining . . . it's raining, Datsun cogs!"

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Old 01-21-2009, 03:13 AM   #434
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good one brinty ...

now Datsunuff
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:04 PM   #435
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FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE ~ HUMP DAY JAM & COMEDY !!!

I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!

Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" on David Letterman Show



Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT5qp...eature=related

Lyrics: http://www.metrolyrics.com/crazy-lyr...s-barkley.html

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:18 PM   #436
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STILL NEED A FEW LAUGHS!!!


Terry Fator & Julius sing "CRAZY" and more:



VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJ02rxaNrs

At minute 4.00 (Gnarls Barkley "Crazy")

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:23 PM   #437
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Default Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Jeff Dunham ~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist



VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:34 PM   #438
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WALTER FOR PRESIDENT - JEFF DUNHAM

Walter makes a very important political announcement!



VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--lrON9yzs




Jeff Dunham: Walter for President!

Secret Service on a Budget!



VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iokaF5eb3M0

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Old 01-21-2009, 11:04 PM   #439
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Thanks
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That's Entertainment!!!


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Old 01-21-2009, 11:42 PM   #440
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Talking

Thanks GIOVONNI for bringing your congregation to enjoy the entertainment...the more the merrier!!!!!

Couldn't resist, had to add this:

ENCORE FOR THE MUPPET STANDING OVATION


Bubba J

The aliens took his liver!!!!!




VIDEO:

Drinks on the house....for the last act of the night!



Speaking of SWEET DADDY D

Another left turn.........



VIDEO: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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Old 01-22-2009, 10:10 PM   #441
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On the way in tonight, I heard a rustling in the undergrowth. I stood still and listened. Then I saw a young snake slither up to its mother and ask, "mommy, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey and poison them, or do we wrap ourselves around them and crush them?"

"Well, dear," replied his mother, "we are the kind that wrap ourselves around our prey and crush them. Why do you ask?"

"Whew! Thank goodness for that - I just fell out of a tree and bit my tongue."
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:20 PM   #442
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For that, I will buy you any type of frilly drink you may wish for, Brinty. Belly up to the bar!

Time to kick up my heals!

Cheers,
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Old 01-23-2009, 02:34 PM   #443
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Ok fresh sea food. on me. I also have veggies for those who don't eat meat. no hate mail please.. LOL..

abalone. fresh from the sea.


cooked up fresh


also have uni. fresh sea urchin. its a acquired taste. cant beat it fresh


or how about some scallops.


served with some sprouts


lobster anybody?


or maybe some fresh snapper.


what we need some more? Ill be right back.
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:30 PM   #444
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Dagon,

Looks like a great time....I'll bring the beer, come on everyone ...let's eat
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:52 PM   #445
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Here's a table for you BROOK!
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:12 PM   #446
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Round of drinks on me... especialy for Carmen Rythm, Brook and Giovani..
sorry guys have been boged down in work.. and not on line... am in the bar tonigh....xxxxxx Antonia
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Old 01-24-2009, 02:22 AM   #447
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Antonia's in the house...buying drinks

Lets Party!

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Old 01-24-2009, 02:36 PM   #448
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IM IN
BUT WHERES THE
CHIPS GUYS
AND SOME TOMMY
KETCHUP , AND MABY A
PICKLE GURKIN .AND SOME CURRY SCAUCE .
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:45 PM   #449
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HEY YOU LOT YOUR TRUE LOVE IS HERE
BE SURE NOT TOO
MISS THEM
WITH CHIPS
LOVE YOU ALL SOO
MUCH RHYTHMMM X: wub2:
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:46 AM   #450
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Hay Rhythm....I got your Pickle right here


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