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Old 08-17-2009, 11:18 AM   #126
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:41 AM   #127
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
For somthing diferent

u tube ... fknnewz .....HILLARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:12 AM   #128
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Teacher . Winne name one important

thing they have today

they didnt have 10 yrs ago

Winne ME !
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:38 AM   #129
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Teacher what do you call a person ..


who keeps on talking when no one else is interested ?


Harold ; a teacher ....

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Old 08-24-2009, 11:41 AM   #130
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Teacher what do you call a person ..


who keeps on talking when no one else is interested ?


Harold ; a teacher ....
Look i know there not very funny ...
so where are all you funny guys
(bring back the balance we need more funnis pllllleeeeezzze
or i will carry on regardles ....
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:40 PM   #131
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:48 PM   #132
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AHA, a redhead bathing with the alien from the accompanying photo and both caught by surprise.




Here's a funny that appeared in my email box . . . . .


While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:20 PM   #133
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Hello brothers and sisters, I know you have a sense of humour...
YouTube - Project Camelot interviews Feardia

First post since it went to subs, enjoy.
Can't embed youtube yet
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:24 PM   #134
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Hi Feardia. Really great to see you posting again.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:52 AM   #135
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These guys are amazing. They give me hope... and a laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGA9ZUEa3ZY

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Old 08-25-2009, 09:53 AM   #136
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Old 08-25-2009, 10:01 AM   #137
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Old 08-25-2009, 11:20 AM   #138
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YouTube - Project Camelot interviews Feardia

First post since it went to subs, enjoy.
Can't embed youtube yet

Wonderful interview feardia
Kerry won't take my calls

I had a similiar experience leaving a local watering hole

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Old 08-25-2009, 02:45 PM   #139
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Here is a link to a vid where the SPCA are showing 2 dogs that are up for adoption. Watch what the dogs do......its hilarious.
http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/5781173/15139258
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:01 PM   #140
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Thank you waitingin...for that video...really funny....
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:39 AM   #141
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:22 AM   #142
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:13 AM   #143
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Old 08-28-2009, 02:12 AM   #144
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Waiting For A Haircut

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half."

The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #145
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Old 08-29-2009, 03:51 AM   #146
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"... now, we all know where the initials J.C. stand for, don't we?" the interviewer retoricly asked me.
"Wait," I said, "Let me guess... Joan Collins, Joe Cocker, Jackie Chan, John Cleese, James Caan, Johan Cruijff, Jimmy Connors, John Cale, Johnny Cash, James Cook, John Coltrane, Jimmy Carter, Joe Colombo, Jim Carrey, Jacques Cousteau, Jose Carreras, Julius Ceasar, John Carpenter, James Cagney, Jimmy Cliff, Jennifer Capriati, John Cage, James Coburn, Joe Castellano, Johnny Carson,Jacques Chirac, Julien Clerc, Jackie Cornell, Julie Covington, Jim Croce, Judy Clag, John Calderon, Jack Charlton, Jarvis Cocker, Julian Cope, Jim Capaldi, June Carter, Jane Campion, Jackie Collins and last but not least, Jean Cocteau! Did I miss anybody?"
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Old 08-29-2009, 09:10 AM   #147
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Yea you missed my mate John Comely
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Old 08-29-2009, 09:15 AM   #148
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I wasn't finished yet, Swanny.
"... John Comely..."
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Old 08-29-2009, 10:17 AM   #149
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of


government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:


'MOUNT & DO'.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.




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Old 08-29-2009, 01:01 PM   #150
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Judy....Toooooo funny. You win the award.

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