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Old 02-08-2010, 03:26 AM   #551
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Apology Bot... 3000... I need to get one of these....

Think It'll work... Naaaaa... Says, it's Always worth it...





Bwahahahahahahahaha........

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Old 02-08-2010, 09:37 AM   #552
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:26 AM   #553
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Commercial for Nolan Chedder




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Old 02-08-2010, 07:03 PM   #554
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:10 PM   #555
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:52 PM   #556
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:56 AM   #557
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Many years ago there was this bloke by the name of Kissinger (no, not the famous one) he got fed up with people joking about his name so he had it changed by Deed Poll from Kissinger to Thompson. After a couple of years he got fed up again and so had it changed to Wilson. It seems that he had a problem with that too after a few years, so he changed it again - in fact, he changed it so many times over the years, that people started singing this song . . .

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Old 02-10-2010, 12:49 PM   #558
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The World has changed...

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel and, unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and, without noticing his error, hit "send".

Meanwhile... somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:



Date: Saturday, Feb 6, 2010

To: My loving Wife

Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love,

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you than.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.


P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here !

Sometimes, it's good to know 'Who' it is, behind that screen... Things, MAY NOT be
as they appear... hmmmmmm... Look, what it did to this poor lady... So, what
made her pass out... hearing, from her loved one via computer.... Or, that
P.S. at the end... He, was a minster (spiritual) a leader... " Sure is freaking
hot down here..."

I don't know... So, what is behind the curtain of Who's Reading This. LOL...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

Just, to give You something to THINK about... Is it Just " Words "......

Are they REAL....? Those, behind the screen...? Watch those emails... LOL.
Should THEY, be giving advice... Their life, maybe as messed up as yours...LOL
Better, to trust your own consciousness... She Passed Out...!!! [It's just a joke] LOL...


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Old 02-10-2010, 07:04 PM   #559
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:15 AM   #560
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The World has changed...

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

maybe it was the statement-
" I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow..., "

muhahaha...
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:51 AM   #561
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Random (Innovative) Subway Hero



Sweet pants at your ankles staredown.
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Old 02-11-2010, 02:45 PM   #562
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See, now, I love these eye brows... I'm, going to practice this in the mirror...

OMG... I need to 'bush wack' these things, first... LOL... I THINK these hat's

are going to become a Classic... LOL... Rhythmmm... You cut me UP...

Trooly,

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Old 02-11-2010, 02:56 PM   #563
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Xbusy...

LOL .... Than, She should pack UP...




No Time To Waste..... LOL...

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maybe it was the statement-
" I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow..., "

muhahaha...
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:06 PM   #564
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I JUST LOVE THESE HEADLINES...IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE TRAINING WE ARE GIVING TO OUR JOURNALISTS?

Proof reading is a dying art, wouldn't you say....?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Ya think ?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far !

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a stud !

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have an effect !

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Probably the same guy who wrote the Jet Crash headline!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He obviously WAS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating all those pork-&-beans!

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Did I read that right?

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, at least once a day.....!


Trooly,


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Old 02-12-2010, 05:18 PM   #565
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So, I watch this guy, get ready to cut his grass......

AND THAN.....






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Old 02-12-2010, 05:45 PM   #566
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So, I'm sitting there and this guy comes out...

OMG... I don't care what you say... he's funny...

He makes everyday things funny.....



" It's G O O D T O B E A L I V E "....

Reely trooly,


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Old 02-13-2010, 03:16 AM   #567
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Tango....here is one for you....
I hope that you haven't seen this yet...
and that you find it funny....
and not offensive....no harm intended....
just another strange bit of humor.

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Old 02-13-2010, 04:05 AM   #568
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If, I had the Ability on Avalon to do Awards... You would get the Best Video

" Post for the Day ..." I, probably disturbed the neighbors.... Laughing...

Nice Freedom... It's important to Laugh... Everyday... Hard...


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Old 02-13-2010, 04:36 AM   #569
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Quite apropos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw
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Old 02-13-2010, 08:57 AM   #570
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sorry i saw this already posted hence edit here ...

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Old 02-13-2010, 03:33 PM   #571
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i had god laughs here
for me cartoons are one of the best way to have a good laugh

religion and politics have nice ones

enjoy some




http://amideastchangeofcourse.org/4-...theid-Wall.jpg


















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Old 02-15-2010, 07:44 PM   #572
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I'm going to cal this one " Just Fred..."

A cop stops a 'Harley' for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, and asks the biker his name.

" Fred,"... he replies.
" 'Fred what..? " the officer asks.

" Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood as officers are and, thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name..?"

The biker replies, " It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson... I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then, the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.

" Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears... [laughing... this story has never been topped...]


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Old 02-18-2010, 07:27 PM   #573
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" Just Fred," eh?

Must be my cue:

A man lies dieing in a hospital bed. His wife is bedside. He awakens for a moment, looks at his wife, and says,

"Honey you are amazing.
When I lost my job, you were there for me.
When I spent our savings opening a business, you never faltered.
When things got tough, you even took a part time job.
When we lost the business, and the house, you never complained.
When I got sick, you pitched in like a trooper.
When the doctor said I'd never leave this bed, well... you've not left my side once.
Listening to this, his wife looked on lovingly. Slowly her eyes filled with tears...
After all we've been through, I've just got to say this:
Honey... I think you're bad luck."
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So... I got into a little bumper thumper, the other day.
I wasn't looking and ran into the back of another car.
When the driver got out, I was surprised to see he was a dwarf.

He trundled back to my window, looked in and said, "I am not Happy!"

I looked back at him and asked, "Ok, so which one are you?"

...and that's when the fight started.
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Ok, just caught ahold of a great mood, since I managed to kill the
Virus From Hell on the wife's Kaput-er. So...

Oldies but goodies perhaps, but goodies all the same:

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly



Chinese Teenage Angst:




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Old 02-18-2010, 07:29 PM   #574
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and if that's not enough...

And an homage to all the "Chinese Flying Movies"
using Ping Pong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI
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Old 02-18-2010, 08:00 PM   #575
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Ive got alzheimers but at least i havent got alzheimers!!
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