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Old 12-18-2009, 04:49 PM   #426
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEbR5yOaNc0

If you are a little older then you will really appreciate this video
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Looking for my wallet and car keys ( if the link dosent work just search u tube)

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Old 12-18-2009, 09:10 PM   #427
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Got this in email... Didn't offend me that much... OK, the blond jokes bothered
me a little bit...


The title said Jokes to offend...



What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

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What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

It's about 45 minutes...

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of

driving.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex ?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine ? "

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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you
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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

They go to a different bar.

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word ?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ."...

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sheet....

*****

Taking a breath.... That's enough for today.....

Back to the SUN... Arizona...


Tango





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Don't forget to pay your taxes......12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!

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Old 12-19-2009, 09:23 PM   #428
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Blond Password.......

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to


When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Blonds.....


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Old 12-19-2009, 09:33 PM   #429
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Blond Password.......

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to


When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Blonds.....


Trooly,

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Hahahaha...can you hear me, Tango?
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Old 12-21-2009, 07:58 PM   #430
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I've heard you for a couple days.......


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Old 12-21-2009, 08:04 PM   #431
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I don't even wanna say... Just let er Rip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvX8...1&feature=fvwp


I can't stop Laughing... Ring tones for Chile... Bwahahahahah


Tr%&$y,


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this is the message I got when I clicked on the link

so many vids that are now available in Canada......democracy, what democracy


This video contains content from Halifax Film, who has decided to block it in your country.
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:40 AM   #432
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Halifax doesn't allow farts... Oh... That's why Canada is sooo green...

Now that is funny... I bet they would allow porn


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this is the message I got when I clicked on the link

so many vids that are now available in Canada......democracy, what democracy


This video contains content from Halifax Film, who has decided to block it in your country.
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:46 AM   #433
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I can't help it... I got to Laugh....


Tiger Woods Holiday Poem...



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse...

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, [LOL]

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed....

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news....

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .

And, I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

" If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.



Woo Aaa, Girl.... Kick, some butt... The Dog...


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Old 12-28-2009, 08:37 AM   #434
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Have you already seen this video? It is really unbelievable....and at the and he says: HP computers are racist! I would say: BRAVO, what a brave man with great courage to expose this S....t !!!


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Old 01-03-2010, 08:38 PM   #435
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Laugh Always
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:44 PM   #436
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Some situations are so embarrassing .. Lol

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Old 01-03-2010, 10:01 PM   #437
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Just a little off color.... But funny as hell,,,

The Wrestling Hold, CAUTION, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!


A Russian and a Norwegian wrestler (just happened to be named Ole) were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.

Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.

Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.

The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin' to lose, so wid my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."

So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Vell, not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"


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Old 01-03-2010, 10:21 PM   #438
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Tango...this is great....you really made my day.


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Old 01-03-2010, 11:38 PM   #439
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Here I am in front of the computer, all serious, thinking to myself, "well, why not" [grumpy, grumpy]. Didn't know I had such a good guffaw inside of me, thanks for nuttin.

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Old 01-03-2010, 11:40 PM   #440
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Some situations are so embarrassing .. Lol

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Okay, somebody like to translate?
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Old 01-03-2010, 11:43 PM   #441
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You think that is funny, the gas station manager of the local Texaco did not think it was funny when I drove away with the gas hose still attached to my gas tank opening. Fortunately, it was a break away gas hose and I did not have to pay any damages.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:00 AM   #442
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Well... Sometimes, the annoucer during the most serious times....

Get the giggles... This WAS a VERRY serious interview... He just couldn't

get himself in control... Looked like he was a Real S.O.B. -- But, it was just

one of those moments...


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Old 01-04-2010, 03:15 AM   #443
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Hey, Tango! You must be the Keeper of the Blonde jokes, and you probably have seen this. Just in case you haven't, this is the real deal. Oh, maybe I shouldn't. Americans have a bad rep as it is...but I just can't help myself...Linda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
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Old 01-04-2010, 04:23 AM   #444
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They asked Bush the same question:

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Old 01-04-2010, 04:33 AM   #445
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I haven't see all of the pages on this thread. Are there any Bushy vids? I have seen some, but I'm in the mood for more...bwahahaha Cheers for our new Prez...at least he can read, write, and speak.


















Any more Bushy vids that I missed on this thread? I do love them sooooo
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:01 AM   #446
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Obama, like some actors, is very very good as long as the script is pre-digested and rehearsed. Nothing wrong with that, just his style, but he is being an actor, playing a politician. Whoops, wrong thread, will stop here...
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:53 AM   #447
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Lindabaker - Here's a real funny one of Bush with great music. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg
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Hey..... You guyz been to a topless bar....? Did it look anything like this...? You

know we got to keep the one with all the Keys... Honest... Well, we have to try.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk0wA-N8b2Y


Somethings aren't as they appear... Blue on blue... Now, that we are through...


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Obama, like some actors, is very very good as long as the script is pre-digested and rehearsed. Nothing wrong with that, just his style, but he is being an actor, playing a politician. Whoops, wrong thread, will stop here...
Hmm, this isn't the thread for this discussion. Wish I could tell you what I know. Are you absolutely sure, G? Why do you write this? PM me.
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:03 PM   #450
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Let the music load.

http://www.riflewarrior.com/nva.html

How The Hippies Won The Vietnam War



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