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Old 12-08-2009, 06:48 AM   #401
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GRAMMER SCHOOL ECONOMICS

THE COW AND THE ICE
CREAM
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS
OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

[Applicable to all politicians]

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.. She didn't know.

The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten.. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offers ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like eight and nine year olds.

They want ice cream!

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream
Obama promised us!



Remember,
the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else......
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Old 12-08-2009, 06:56 AM   #402
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A simple but funny haiku I found online...


Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:01 PM   #403
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:10 PM   #404
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGdbH...layer_embedded

Satire: Hitler finds out about climategate!
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:28 PM   #405
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Hey Tango, this one's for you:


An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:38 PM   #406
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGdbH...layer_embedded

Satire: Hitler finds out about climategate!
Hehe I like that
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Old 12-17-2009, 08:29 PM   #407
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Naked Women... All those Images... All the Time... When I think of women

and airplanes: If a woman fly's upside; she's going to have a crack up.

I still call it a Cockpit... Thanks for the Laugh, Moxie...

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Hey Tango, this one's for you:


An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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Old 12-17-2009, 09:50 PM   #408
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXy1i...layer_embedded

Merry Christmas.....
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:53 AM   #409
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Be care ful.... It's a streaker... Cover Your Eye's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUENUFCkdE&NR=1

It's Cute... " It's No big thing " We didn't really need to see that...


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Old 12-18-2009, 11:56 AM   #410
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Honey, would you go get me a Six Pack... Maby two of em.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7VUT...1&feature=fvwp

Ditch the Grease...


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:03 PM   #411
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There's a Bunch of these....

As long as I'm laughing... Here's Hank; Getting in shape for the Team...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug6Me...eature=related

" Here's a Guy that PULLS his weight in Life..."


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:13 PM   #412
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Here's another one... Not funny, But cool....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD6gh...eature=related

" I must of said something Right "


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:17 PM   #413
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AlRighty than... Here's another one... Playing in the Snow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ntUb6FFXfg&NR=1


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:27 PM   #414
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I just got to get there... Geez all these distractions...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhRcnLb4Afg&NR=1

It's, Like the Trolls at Avalon, how did this happen...

Where'd these come from...


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:32 PM   #415
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Oh man, that was great. I forgot how much i loved that show. What a comic synergy they all had together. Just them looking at each other is enough to make you laugh.

Peace!!
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Old 12-18-2009, 12:38 PM   #416
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Now this one was Always a favorite...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o8uv...eature=related

It was sooo Romantic... And, than... in a instant.... WHOA....


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:42 PM   #417
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I don't even wanna say... Just let er Rip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvX8...1&feature=fvwp


I can't stop Laughing... Ring tones for Chile... Bwahahahahah


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:51 PM   #418
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We are the Creators... We'll Create it Together...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFJNnn7iRU&NR=1

It's All in the Rhythmmm... Or, it's Created with Rhythmmm. [Chuckle]


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Old 12-18-2009, 01:57 PM   #419
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtjW7...eature=related

Have you met Janice?

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Old 12-18-2009, 02:26 PM   #420
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two pigs are playing chess...
One says: H1
the other says:N1
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:37 PM   #421
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TOO COOL... That is your first post... You, chose to Laugh with me....Thank you

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Peace!!
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:50 PM   #422
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Bad time... All you have to do is get close /|\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw&NR=1

Don't move... They'll see us...


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For beren

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Old 12-18-2009, 03:59 PM   #424
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Old 12-18-2009, 04:11 PM   #425
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Too CUTE...

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