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12-11-2009, 01:36 PM | #1 |
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I think we have a new flu. this time it is
goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...
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12-11-2009, 02:12 PM | #2 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
Hi burgundia,
It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics! The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next? Best regards, Steve |
12-11-2009, 02:47 PM | #3 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
there are plenty of animals out there.... swine flu was a failure... but they are nor giving up...
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12-11-2009, 04:31 PM | #4 | |
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That days, when a new forum poster will watch first, observe for a while and the timidly bring his/her contribution to a matter or another only if he really had a contribution, are long gone, isn't it? Just a little fun, also for us, to let out the steam ! So, what do you say? |
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12-11-2009, 04:41 PM | #5 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
What's next? Stork Flu? Emu Flu? Platypus Flu? Dung Beetle Flu?
No matter what "they" call it, they're all full to the gills with dung. |
12-24-2009, 10:38 PM | #6 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
They hope you don't catch
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12-24-2009, 10:56 PM | #7 | |
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Right now. as we speak, they're slaughtering every goat they can find in the southern parts - where the flu patients are - of Holland. That's what happens to people who stare at goats! |
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12-25-2009, 01:21 AM | #8 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
duck flu
chicken flu jackass flu horse flu cow flu mule flu goose flu turkey flu whale flu fish flu shark flu mouse flu lobster flu and my favorite: crabby flu |
12-25-2009, 02:41 AM | #9 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
Well, my goat, Merlin, doesn't have the flu. He has the blues because he smells all this cooking going on and thinks since he's part of the family, he should be allowed to join in the festivities. He thinks he's a house goat. Well, at least we put a great big red jingle bell on his collar so that he doesn't lose himself in the snow.
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12-25-2009, 03:34 AM | #10 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
In Holland the 'Swine Flu' is called 'Mexican Flu'. What if it had originated for the first time, in Israel? Would we have named it 'Jew Flu' than?
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12-25-2009, 03:42 AM | #11 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.
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12-25-2009, 03:52 AM | #12 | |
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I guess this means bad news for Mountain Dew stockholders! |
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12-26-2009, 05:08 AM | #13 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
If it's on PC or PA and contagious, very likely it's The-Men-Who-Stare-at-Goats flu!!!
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12-26-2009, 06:18 AM | #14 |
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Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is
We have a flu that primarily affects our elected leaders.
It's called Jackass Flu. It doesn't affect them all but certainly a majority. No worries. Work in a hospital environment here. I'll be ready to deal with these isolated incidents. |
12-26-2009, 10:46 AM | #15 | |
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Hi B, This is not a flu but Q-fever. It is not a virus but bacterial. http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-koorts |
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12-26-2009, 11:09 AM | #16 | |
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12-26-2009, 11:38 AM | #17 |
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