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Old 02-03-2009, 02:09 AM   #601
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Here's my favorite guy!!!

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Old 02-03-2009, 02:17 AM   #602
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Now don't cry everybody!

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Old 02-03-2009, 02:38 AM   #603
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Would you like one of these Dan?

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Old 02-03-2009, 02:49 AM   #604
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Wow that's maximum beerage!!
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:09 AM   #605
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BREAKING NEWS!!

Gridiron fans see porn during Super Bowl broadcast in Arizona

February 03, 2009 10:40am

CLIPS from a porn movie were shown to American football fans as they watched the closing minutes of the Super Bowl.

The incident has echoes of the nipple-slip by Janet Jackson during the half-time show at the 2004 Super Bowl.

This time, with less than three minutes to play in a tight match between Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals, many viewers in the Tuscon area of the Cardinals' home state lost the signal.

Instead of the game coverage from Tucson TV station KVOA they saw about 30 seconds of an adult movie, in which a woman unzipped a man's trousers.

They then saw full frontal male nudity from the adult channel Club Jenna. This was followed by a "graphic sex act".

In Tucson, cable provider Comcast said the clip was broadcast to some suburban customers watching the Super Bowl on a low definition service.

Comcast spokeswoman Jenni Moyer said the company was "mortified" at the interruption, which might have been caused by someone tapping into their transmission.

"Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act. We are conducting a thorough investigation to determine who was behind this," Ms Moyer said.

The Arizona Daily Star newspaper said its newsroom was inundated with calls from irate viewers.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:17 AM   #606
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HaHa, somebody's going to lose their job!
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:11 AM   #607
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Reminds me of the story that was going around a few years ago of the young couple who were spending their honeymoon in an up-market hotel's honeymoon suite. One of their wedding presents was a video camera which they set up and trained on the bed so that they could watch them selves performing in glorious, high defenition colour, on the suite's wide screen HDTV.

Abot 15 minutes into their performance, there came a persisitent knocking at the door. It was the hotel management who, rather red-faced, pointed out that they had hooked the video camera up to the TV in such a way that every TV set in the hotel was broadcasting their performance.

I wonder who's face was the reddest?
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:25 AM   #608
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The Circus is in town....
This is a promo of my son's latest hobby...Stilting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohoZ2AdmdM8
here are some of the bloopers when practicing on the beach...
The guy in the yellow shirt is Eros..one of the worlds best stilt walkers
this is at Venice Beach in California. Eros also does Circque de soli

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjzGHVHL-Yo

Enjoy

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Old 02-03-2009, 06:13 AM   #609
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Default Beyoncé - Single Ladies SPOOF (Barack Obama)

Beyoncé ~ Single Ladies SPOOF ~ Barack Obama

This is soooo funny and entertaining!



VIDEO LINK (3:04): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PqI1...eature=channel


I guess I better include the original Beyonce 'Single Ladies' Video

Brinty, This One's For YOU! And Raulduke TOO!

Disclaimer: Viewing of this video is at the viewers risk. The poster of this video assumes no legal responsibility for any heart attacks!!!



VIDEO LINK (3:29): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJFWH8vxcg



And a 'real' Barack Obama dancing on Ellen ~ BUMP!



VIDEO LINK (1:26): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4

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Old 02-03-2009, 06:23 AM   #610
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thanks peaceandlove ...

too funny ...
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Old 02-03-2009, 06:52 AM   #611
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Thank you peaceandlove - only one problem, here is the message I got when I used the link you posted . . . . .

This video is not available in your country.
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:10 AM   #612
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Thank you peaceandlove - only one problem, here is the message I got when I used the link you posted . . . . .

This video is not available in your country.
Here you go Brinty.. this one works DOWN UNDER

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJFWH8vxcg
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:58 PM   #613
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Hey! where has everyone gone? This place has been like a morgue for the last few nights. What say we brighten things up a bit, turn the TV off and get back to drinking again? Dan, open the bar up and start serving those umbrelly slushys with the cherries on a toothpick - you know, those brightly coloured, bubbly, rocket fuel ones.

In the meantime, I must tell you of a tourist who stayed for a couple of nights in our country home. He was intent on seeing the wildlife and photographing as much of it and the scenery as he could. He sat down to his first breakfast of bacon and eggs, and coffee. As mum was clearing his plate away she asked if he's enjoyed the meal.

"Yes maam, it was dee-licious. What kind of meat was it?"
"Oh that's bacon." replied mum.
"Bacon huh, and what animal does that come from?"
"Why, it comes from a pig."


After he'd finished his coffee he left to go exploring. Mum pointd out that he shouldn't go too far as lunch would be at 12:00 sharp. He duely arrived in time for lunch and sat down to one of mum's salads.

As the plate was cleared away he commented that the meat was nice and tender and had a particularly nice flavour. "Maam, that was another dee-licious meal. What was the name of the meat?"
"That was ham."
"I see, and which animal do we have to thank for producing such fine, tender, tasty ham?"
"Oh, just another example of meat produced by a pig."


After lunch he went off with his camera promising to be back in time for dinner at 7:00pm. For dinner, mum served roast pork with crackling and gravy. As our guest sat back and wiped his chin, he complemented mum on a fine meal and asked what the meat had been. Mum told him it had been pork.

"Maam, I have never in my life, tasted meat like that, which animal do we thank for producing it?"
"We have to thank the pig for that. Now is there anything else I can get you?"
"Well maam, it's a tradition back home, that we have a jug of water with the main meal."
"I'm sorry, I should have thought of that. I'll bring you some straight away."


Mum went to the kitched and was back a minute later with a frosty jug of water and a glass. The tourist filled his glass and sipped the water. He must have found that it was quite acceptable because over the next ten minutes he polished off the whole jug.

"Maam, that water was the most dee-licious water I have ever tasted, where do you get it from?"
"Oh," replied mum, "we've got our own bore in the back yard."


The tourist jumped up knocking his chair over in surprise and said, "Goddamn, you Aussies don't waste any part of a pig do you!!"
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:27 PM   #614
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there is some amazin
talent here folks ,
thanks for all the
laughs,realy.
im so lucky to be in such good
company .
ok back to some serious
drinking ....
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:29 PM   #615
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good one brinty ... thanks for turning on the lights!!!

the human body ...


it takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

one human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lbs)

the average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb

human thighbones are stronger than concrete

a woman's heart beats faster than a man's

there are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet

women blink twice as often as men

the average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain

your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still

if saliva cannot dissolve something ... you cannot taste it

women reading this will be finished now

men are still busy checking their thumbs


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Old 02-04-2009, 10:42 PM   #616
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Great Joke futureyes, made my day. Im still giggling away

Cheers

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Old 02-05-2009, 12:03 AM   #617
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How could you know I was checking my thumbs?

Three guys drinking in a bar start comparing the length of their "thumbs."

The first guy, who was six feet tall, had a six inch one, the second guy, who was five foot six tall, had a five inch one. The third guy, who was a three foot six midget, said nothing. His two companions kept on at him until in the end, he acceded to their insistant demands and displayed it to them. They were amazed when they saw that it reached the floor. With amazement and admiration, mixed with envy, they commented, "Holy smoke, how big does it get when you have sex?"

The midget, with a red face and a tear in his eye, replied sheepishly, "I don't know, there's not enough blood for both of us, and I pass out!"
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:51 AM   #618
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you always crack me up brinty ... such a yolkster you are ...

sorry to interrupt you ... go on ... continue checkin your thumbs ...

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:00 AM   #619
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Exclamation The penis song

Alright, enough of that dirty talk...or NOT !!!

Warning: Possible offensive language, must be logged into youtube to watch.

THE PENIS SONG



Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqT8tH-x0mI



Performed by Rodney Carrington



Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez0o...eature=related

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:09 AM   #620
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i am sensing a distinct theme here tonight ...

thumbs ... yeah ... that's what it is ...
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:53 AM   #621
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Sort of puts a new slant on expressions like: Rule of thumb . . . thumbing a ride . . . thumbnail sketch . . . thumbing your nose . . . and . . . thumbs up, doesn't it?
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:49 AM   #622
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Red face Rodney Carrington ~ Show Them To Me


Staying with the theme!

Rodney Carrington

"Show 'Thumb' To Me"

Save the World! ~ Live in Harmony!

Raulduke, where ARE you???

WARNING X Rated: Must be 21 years of age or older AND possess, at least, the mentality of a 21 year old!



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Old 02-05-2009, 03:01 AM   #623
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Talking "Little Things That **** Me Off"

"Little Things That **** Me Off"

Rodney Carrington




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Old 02-05-2009, 03:03 AM   #624
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Hey, what's up tonight?
I guess bad question to ask,lol
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:10 AM   #625
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I don't think there's much wrong with the question judikott, the problem could arise with the answers.
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