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Old 03-23-2010, 09:11 PM   #1
DiVineEnvy
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Default You Have Two Cows...

OBAMA-ISM - You have two cows. The government takes both of your cows, and makes it compulsory for you to buy milk coupons in order to get less milk than you would have gotten if you had milked your own cows. If you do not comply, the government will fine you and then put you in jail. By virtue of being enrolled in the universal milk coupon program, the government will create a digital database of your medical and personal history, making it available to the pharmaceutical companies, their minions, and other entities that have nothing to do with milk whatsoever. If you happen to be an elderly individual, the government has thoughtfully set up a panel to determine if you actually need milk or not.

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Old 03-23-2010, 10:34 PM   #2
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I have 1 question

What happened to the America that stood up for itself and overthrew such tyrants?

Hmmm, perhaps there never was one, just an illusion. must be the lousy milk I drink.....too many Captain America comics as a kid eh.
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Old 03-23-2010, 11:24 PM   #3
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Will the poor people get free milk? How about the immigrants? What about the immigrants with children?

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Old 03-24-2010, 01:54 AM   #4
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They chem sprayed them, got them sick and now they are to ill to really care.
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:33 AM   #5
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Darn it! I was looking forward to some free milk

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Old 03-24-2010, 06:41 AM   #6
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reminds me of a documentary I watched its from around 2000
called "Life & Debt " about the IMF or what ever lending money
to Jamaica then making Jamaica take imports of DRY milk ( and other foods)
which the poor will buy and the local milk producers pouring their milk
on the ground as their was no body to buy it !
( I think that video is free somewhere on the net ) ....
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:01 AM   #7
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aloha



cows? I do prefer horses
actually I seldom drink milk - isn't it for calfs?
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