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Old 03-04-2010, 03:21 AM   #601
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Bill Gates and the Pearly Gates


"Well, Bill," said "God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair,
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all!
What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver."
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:41 PM   #602
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

I am sorry, but mylife has not been the same since No caste introduced me to cake wrecks yesterday...

Thank you so much for this no caste !

here's another wonderful collection...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/...ruin-cake.html
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Old 03-04-2010, 08:04 PM   #603
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Default One of the funniest swedes ever to walk (well well) the earth.

25 years ago Gösta Ekman did these minimalistic sketches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPXI...x=0&playnext=1


Mr Bean's mentor?
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:37 PM   #604
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

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Hold My Beer... I wanna try something... Hope it works... Watch This LOL




This should be something You shouldn't try... A stunt tractor. Dan the man...

What do you Think ! LOL


Trooly,



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Old 03-08-2010, 07:53 PM   #605
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

HaHa, I love it!
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Old 03-08-2010, 10:08 PM   #606
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

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Hold My Beer... I wanna try something... Hope it works... Watch This LOL




This should be something You shouldn't try... A stunt tractor. Dan the man...

What do you Think ! LOL


Trooly,



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WOWZER!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:02 AM   #607
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This should be something You shouldn't try...

Agreed, but if watching that video did give anybody any ideas, you should watch this one too.

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Old 03-11-2010, 08:07 AM   #608
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Breaking News: Some Bullsh!t Happening Somewhere

maybe NSFW (a few f bombs)
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:16 PM   #609
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It took me about one minute after watching this to finally get the BS laugh going. Well done!!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:59 PM   #610
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In case you haven't heard, there is a little known secret society called the Handsome Men's Club

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