Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro )

Jonathon · 10-13-2009, 09:45 PM

This from Craigslist Job Postings. Should we all apply?

Instead of giving the shots we could subvert the system by handing out swine flu truth documents

H1N1 RNs & LPNs

The Visiting Nurse Association has multiple, temporary H1N1 RN & LPN flu shot openings.. Our H1N1 nurses will assist with mass immunizations in the Denver Metro Area.

Responsibilities include:

•Providing immunization vaccines to adults and children in a large clinic setting, at a rate of approximately 25 shots per hour.
•Handling medical emergencies calmly and quickly.
•Communicating regularly with supervisor and support staff involved in flu shot program.
•Providing care in a safe manner, utilizing standard precautions for infection control and following applicable Agency policies.
•Completing accurate and timely documentation of care to Agency.

Minimum Qualifications: Completion of an approved educational program for Registered Nurse or Practical Nursing. Active Colorado RN or LPN license and current CPR certification required.
Must be able to work on Saturdays: 11/7, 11/21, 12/12 & 12/19
Must be able to respond promptly to email and telephone messages.
Ability to read syringe markings to ready dosages, lift up to 20 pounds and safely administer vaccinations required

To apply please visit www.vnacolorado.org

The Visiting Nurse Association is an equal opportunity/affirmative action agency.

mntruthseeker · 10-13-2009, 10:31 PM

is that a joke ?

Jonathon · 10-13-2009, 10:40 PM

The job posting is for real. One would have to be a licensed nurse to actually apply, so yes that part is a joke... unless some of us are nurses

mntruthseeker · 10-13-2009, 10:47 PM

If I were a nurse and I would switch out each and every needle.

destroy the old and put in the new with nadda thing in it

Jonathon · 10-13-2009, 10:51 PM

Yeah just hide a needle in your palm, tell them to look the other way, then stick em. Sterilize and repeat =)

mntruthseeker · 10-13-2009, 10:59 PM

or keep an orange in the room and stab it instead

My daughter works for a Hospital here and so far she has not gotten the message.

In the clinic she worked for previously it was manatory for them all to be vaccinated for the flu. She will not stand for that this time

10-13-2009, 09:45 PM	#1
Jonathon Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 208	Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) This from Craigslist Job Postings. Should we all apply? Instead of giving the shots we could subvert the system by handing out swine flu truth documents H1N1 RNs & LPNs The Visiting Nurse Association has multiple, temporary H1N1 RN & LPN flu shot openings.. Our H1N1 nurses will assist with mass immunizations in the Denver Metro Area. Responsibilities include: •Providing immunization vaccines to adults and children in a large clinic setting, at a rate of approximately 25 shots per hour. •Handling medical emergencies calmly and quickly. •Communicating regularly with supervisor and support staff involved in flu shot program. •Providing care in a safe manner, utilizing standard precautions for infection control and following applicable Agency policies. •Completing accurate and timely documentation of care to Agency. Minimum Qualifications: Completion of an approved educational program for Registered Nurse or Practical Nursing. Active Colorado RN or LPN license and current CPR certification required. Must be able to work on Saturdays: 11/7, 11/21, 12/12 & 12/19 Must be able to respond promptly to email and telephone messages. Ability to read syringe markings to ready dosages, lift up to 20 pounds and safely administer vaccinations required To apply please visit www.vnacolorado.org The Visiting Nurse Association is an equal opportunity/affirmative action agency.

10-13-2009, 10:31 PM	#2
mntruthseeker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,482	Re: Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) is that a joke ?

10-13-2009, 10:40 PM	#3
Jonathon Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 208	Re: Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) The job posting is for real. One would have to be a licensed nurse to actually apply, so yes that part is a joke... unless some of us are nurses

10-13-2009, 10:47 PM	#4
mntruthseeker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,482	Re: Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) If I were a nurse and I would switch out each and every needle. destroy the old and put in the new with nadda thing in it

10-13-2009, 10:51 PM	#5
Jonathon Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 208	Re: Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) Yeah just hide a needle in your palm, tell them to look the other way, then stick em. Sterilize and repeat =)

10-13-2009, 10:59 PM	#6
mntruthseeker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,482	Re: Jobs: H1N1 FLU RNs & LPNs (Denver Metro ) or keep an orange in the room and stab it instead My daughter works for a Hospital here and so far she has not gotten the message. In the clinic she worked for previously it was manatory for them all to be vaccinated for the flu. She will not stand for that this time