George Bush is a Clone

371 · 10-06-2008, 12:05 AM

I've heard similar claims, such as this site: THE CLONE PRESIDENT Here they put forth the assertion that George Bush is a bonobo(chimp) cross-over clone.

Its a bit unlikely to say the least, but it's got some funny pictures and it's good to read other people's opinion's when they've obviously spent a lot of effort on it. As in anything there are nuggets of gold in here- notice what look kinda like vertical pupils on the "GWB-door" close-up shot.

conniec818 · 10-06-2008, 01:27 AM

greetings....
i assumed he was reptilian......

ranma187 · 10-06-2008, 02:46 AM

proofs?

Carol · 10-06-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ranma187

proofs?

Wellerite · 10-06-2008, 01:54 PM

So he was originally Crowley's Grandchild - now he's a clone

That makes him a 'Plastic Moonchild'

EYES WIDE OPEN · 10-06-2008, 01:57 PM

is this a joke?

Wellerite · 10-06-2008, 02:04 PM

Is what a joke? The 'Plastic Moonchild' thing is a bit lame i suppose

OR the Crowleys' grandchild remark?

rhythm · 10-06-2008, 02:16 PM

i absolutley love you lot . sort of like l never thought i would ever realy find you all ,and here we all are having the conversations , like is bush a clone , well if he isnt he ought be . love you lots

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theochennell · 10-06-2008, 02:26 PM

Someone just mis-spelled clown and it all got out of hand!!

theochennell · 10-06-2008, 02:28 PM

Wellerite, is there a mini-Wellerite?

Wellerite · 10-06-2008, 02:32 PM

He's in my pants and twice as dastardly

theochennell · 10-06-2008, 02:40 PM

And is it true you offered to bail out the US with One Hundred Miiiilllliiion Dollars?

Wellerite · 10-06-2008, 02:51 PM

I'm only an Irish Scholar, how would i conjure up such vasts amount of fiat currency?

theochennell · 10-06-2008, 03:05 PM

Just thought it might be part of your evil plot to take over the illuminati and open a Bilderburger fast food chain. My mistake!

Wellerite · 10-06-2008, 03:30 PM

I have devised a deliciously wicked plan to Build-a-Burger that will take over the world by luring gullible Americans into it's path. They will be mesmerized by it's sweet bovine-fleshy-aroma and find it irresistible. While they are immersed gorging themselves i will sell them bad loans at high interest then i will own them.

MOOOOOHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait that already happened..........NARF

theochennell · 10-06-2008, 03:40 PM

Yeh baby!

Swamisalami · 10-06-2008, 03:42 PM

O yeah, laugh about it but its for real!

stefaan · 10-06-2008, 04:31 PM

Why would Bush be cloned for? He's such an obediant marionette. A clone wouldn't do better.

kopenhagen · 10-07-2008, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 371

I've heard similar claims, such as this site: THE CLONE PRESIDENT Here they put forth the assertion that George Bush is a bonobo(chimp) cross-over clone.
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I want to believe your story but they didn't say he was cloned by who? does his family know he's cloned?

371 · 10-07-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kopenhagen

I want to believe your story but they didn't say he was cloned by who? does his family know he's cloned?

That's not MY story, but I know what you mean. I actually think it's quite humorous. I could hypothetically understand why the PTB would want to clone him if they could control him as a literal puppet. But why would they cross him with a CHIMP??? Why not a wolf, snake, or a turtle?...oh wait that's Joe Lieberman.....

10-06-2008, 12:05 AM	#1
371 Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 503	Re: George Bush is a Clone I've heard similar claims, such as this site: THE CLONE PRESIDENT Here they put forth the assertion that George Bush is a bonobo(chimp) cross-over clone. Its a bit unlikely to say the least, but it's got some funny pictures and it's good to read other people's opinion's when they've obviously spent a lot of effort on it. As in anything there are nuggets of gold in here- notice what look kinda like vertical pupils on the "GWB-door" close-up shot. Last edited by 371; 10-06-2008 at 12:09 AM.

10-06-2008, 01:27 AM	#2
conniec818 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: california Posts: 55	Re: George Bush is a Clone greetings.... i assumed he was reptilian......

10-06-2008, 02:46 AM	#3
ranma187 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 83	Re: George Bush is a Clone proofs?

10-06-2008, 01:54 PM	#5
Wellerite Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perfect Moment Posts: 76	Re: George Bush is a Clone So he was originally Crowley's Grandchild - now he's a clone That makes him a 'Plastic Moonchild'

10-06-2008, 01:57 PM	#6
EYES WIDE OPEN Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hastings, UK Posts: 424	Re: George Bush is a Clone is this a joke?

10-06-2008, 02:04 PM	#7
Wellerite Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perfect Moment Posts: 76	Re: George Bush is a Clone Is what a joke? The 'Plastic Moonchild' thing is a bit lame i suppose OR the Crowleys' grandchild remark?

10-06-2008, 02:16 PM	#8
rhythm Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: devon england Posts: 1,905	Re: George Bush is a Clone i absolutley love you lot . sort of like l never thought i would ever realy find you all ,and here we all are having the conversations , like is bush a clone , well if he isnt he ought be . love you lots .

10-06-2008, 02:26 PM	#9
theochennell Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern England UK Posts: 58	Re: George Bush is a Clone Someone just mis-spelled clown and it all got out of hand!!

10-06-2008, 02:28 PM	#10
theochennell Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern England UK Posts: 58	Re: George Bush is a Clone Wellerite, is there a mini-Wellerite?

10-06-2008, 02:32 PM	#11
Wellerite Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perfect Moment Posts: 76	Re: George Bush is a Clone He's in my pants and twice as dastardly

10-06-2008, 02:40 PM	#12
theochennell Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern England UK Posts: 58	Re: George Bush is a Clone And is it true you offered to bail out the US with One Hundred Miiiilllliiion Dollars?

10-06-2008, 02:51 PM	#13
Wellerite Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perfect Moment Posts: 76	Re: George Bush is a Clone I'm only an Irish Scholar, how would i conjure up such vasts amount of fiat currency?

10-06-2008, 03:05 PM	#14
theochennell Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern England UK Posts: 58	Re: George Bush is a Clone Just thought it might be part of your evil plot to take over the illuminati and open a Bilderburger fast food chain. My mistake!

10-06-2008, 03:30 PM	#15
Wellerite Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perfect Moment Posts: 76	Re: George Bush is a Clone I have devised a deliciously wicked plan to Build-a-Burger that will take over the world by luring gullible Americans into it's path. They will be mesmerized by it's sweet bovine-fleshy-aroma and find it irresistible. While they are immersed gorging themselves i will sell them bad loans at high interest then i will own them. MOOOOOHAHAHAHAHA Oh wait that already happened..........NARF

10-06-2008, 03:40 PM	#16
theochennell Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern England UK Posts: 58	Re: George Bush is a Clone Yeh baby!

10-06-2008, 03:42 PM	#17
Swamisalami Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 158	Re: George Bush is a Clone O yeah, laugh about it but its for real!

10-06-2008, 04:31 PM	#18
stefaan Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Heaven Posts: 186	Re: George Bush is a Clone Why would Bush be cloned for? He's such an obediant marionette. A clone wouldn't do better.

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