How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet

burgundia · 10-28-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myra

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN!

Problem-reaction-solution...

( it would be easier for everybody)

TheObserver · 10-28-2009, 08:08 PM

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

burgundia · 10-28-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheObserver

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

Very valuable piece if information for American letter agencies....

But anyway....i would like to congratulate you on that....

iainl140285 · 10-28-2009, 08:53 PM

What a weird thread!!

Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason

PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies

Myra · 10-28-2009, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iainl140285

What a weird thread!!

Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason

PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies

waitinginthewings · 10-28-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundia

Problem-reaction-solution...

( it would be easier for everybody)

Good one burgundia

lindabaker · 10-29-2009, 12:55 AM

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Humble Janitor · 10-29-2009, 02:07 AM

What an odd thread.

Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

Myra · 10-29-2009, 02:59 AM

Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway.

Karen · 10-29-2009, 03:23 AM

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

Ross H · 10-29-2009, 04:06 AM

yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

Karen · 10-29-2009, 04:50 AM

I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

beren · 10-29-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karen

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

orthodoxymoron · 10-29-2009, 11:44 AM

That was below the belt!

beren · 10-29-2009, 12:12 PM

My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs...
We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall

into the ceramic hole...

Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there

so then you would see where your a** is going ...
ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....

pyrangello · 10-29-2009, 01:10 PM

I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol

Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

10-28-2009, 08:08 PM	#2
TheObserver Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: back in Minnesota Posts: 500	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

10-28-2009, 08:53 PM	#4
iainl140285 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 974	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet What a weird thread!! Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies

10-29-2009, 12:55 AM	#7
lindabaker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 504	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet . Last edited by lindabaker; 10-31-2009 at 03:36 AM.

10-29-2009, 02:07 AM	#8
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet What an odd thread. Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

10-29-2009, 02:59 AM	#9
Myra Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So Cal Coast USA Posts: 340	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway.

10-29-2009, 03:23 AM	#10
Karen Project Avalon Organizer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NE Oregon boondocks, USA Posts: 1,767	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny. And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics. Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

10-29-2009, 04:06 AM	#11
Ross H Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 507	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

10-29-2009, 04:50 AM	#12
Karen Project Avalon Organizer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NE Oregon boondocks, USA Posts: 1,767	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

10-29-2009, 11:44 AM	#14
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet That was below the belt!

10-29-2009, 12:12 PM	#15
beren Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Belgrade,Serbia Posts: 508	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs... We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall into the ceramic hole... Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there so then you would see where your a** is going ... ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....

10-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#16
pyrangello Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 412	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

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