"Breaking: Entire Nation of Ukraine Under Armed Quarantine-Entire Nation Shut Down"

[Jack]

So as this stands the odd of dying from swine flu is - 8,000,000/1


You have a better chance of gettin eaten by a goat while being struck by lightening while your sitting on the popes head. Or something close.

Just to put things into perspective ;

The odds of death by falling are 250/1
The odds of death by firearm : 325/1
The odds of death by poison : 1,400/1
The odds of death by drowning : 9,000/1
The odds of death by murder : 20,000/1
The odds of death by lightning : 71,000/1
The odds of death by dog attack : 137,000/1
The odds of death in the bathtub : 807,000/1
The odds of death by a flood : 713,000/1
The odds of death by falling out of bed : 2,000,000/1
The odds of being killed in a terrorist WMD attack : 6,000,000/1
The odds of being eaten by a goat while being struck by lightening while your sitting on the popes head : 7,500,000/1
The odds of being killed by swine flu- 8,000,000/1