from lindabaker~
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
"Now... what is the moral to this story?
The moral is....
If you don't let a woman have her own way -
Things are going to get ugly."
Now can I get a Witness!
OK we've got a witness!
Now~ Can I hear an A~MEN!