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Brinty · 12-04-2008, 05:26 AM

Speaking of elephants . . . . . A jeweller rings the police to report a robbery.
"You'll never believe what happened sergeant. A truck backed up to my shop, the doors opened, and an elephant came out. He broke the plate glass window, put his trunk through the hole, and sucked up all the jewellery. He climbed back into the truck, closed the doors and the truck sped off."
The sergeant asked, "Did you notice whether it was an Indian elephant or and African one?"
"Oh, what's the difference?" asked the puzzled jeweller.
"Well," says the sergeant, "an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant only has small ones."
"No, can't help you there sergeant, I didn't see the ears, he had a stocking over his head."

12-04-2008, 05:26 AM	#153
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! Speaking of elephants . . . . . A jeweller rings the police to report a robbery. "You'll never believe what happened sergeant. A truck backed up to my shop, the doors opened, and an elephant came out. He broke the plate glass window, put his trunk through the hole, and sucked up all the jewellery. He climbed back into the truck, closed the doors and the truck sped off." The sergeant asked, "Did you notice whether it was an Indian elephant or and African one?" "Oh, what's the difference?" asked the puzzled jeweller. "Well," says the sergeant, "an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant only has small ones." "No, can't help you there sergeant, I didn't see the ears, he had a stocking over his head."