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A joke or two:

An elderly lady had two pet monkeys of which she was very fond of.
She was most upset when the male monkey dies, and a few days later, totally beside herself with grief when the female died of a broken heart.
She couldn't bear to be parted from them so she took them to a Taxidermist.
He looked the monkeys over and said, 'Do you want them mounted?'
'Oh no', she replied, 'Just holding hands.'

A little girl came home from school one day with five dollars in her hand and proudly told her mother that she had made it in one week at school.
Her mother was quite intrigued by this and asked how it happened.
'Well mum', said the girl, 'The boys said that if I would climb up a tree at school, they would give me a dollar; so I did it every day this week.'
'You silly girl,' exclaimed the mother, 'all they wanted to do was look at your knickers.'
'That's where I fooled them,' she replied. 'I didn't wear any.'


Love and peace to all.
John
Relayer