[Brinty]

Isn't the floor my home? I seem to spend a lot of time there. Less far to fall. And you get a better view of legs.

Speaking of legs, I knew a girl once who's legs were so thin that she tied knots in her pantyhose so it looked like she had knees. The blokes all called her "Lucky Legs." When I asked them why, they replied, "Because she's lucky they don't break off and stick in her 4rse."

Boy it's been hot down in Melbourne where the tennis is going on - they've had four days of temperatures over 40C (104F). A bloke appeared in court on a charge of indecency. He'd been mowing his lawn in the nude and his next door neighbour complained. The judge asked him if he was a married man, to which he answered that he was. He was then asked how long had he been married, "ten years your honour."
"And do you have children?"
"Yes your honour."
"How many?"
"Thirteen your honour."
There was silence for a moment, then the judge banged his gavel and said, "case dismissed - the man was in his working clothes."

Hey, my mouth is feeling dry. Any of that rocket fuel still left?