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Old 11-07-2009, 11:30 AM   #326
Tango
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

An Irishman was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

''I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you,
you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned,
he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said,
'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...
'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz,
I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from all the fookin' skippin'



Trooly,

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