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Old 02-27-2010, 10:30 PM   #589
amate
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Default Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Being a blond, I suddenly feel very comfortable

IT'S ALL DOWN TO PERSPECTIVES...

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods - until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.

* There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

* Life is sexually transmitted.

* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make It arrive faster?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Love and Hugs

A giggle a day make you eat less Apples !

Last edited by amate; 03-01-2010 at 06:25 PM. Reason: editting
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