[lindabaker]

LIFE....

A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big, trouble-making biker
steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one
swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing
stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY.
I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy
between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When
I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have
any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home."
He continues, crying even harder. "Then I found my wife in bed with
the gardener and my dog bit me.
So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you showed up and drank the damn poison.."