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Brinty · 02-05-2009, 12:03 AM

How could you know I was checking my thumbs?

Three guys drinking in a bar start comparing the length of their "thumbs."

The first guy, who was six feet tall, had a six inch one, the second guy, who was five foot six tall, had a five inch one. The third guy, who was a three foot six midget, said nothing. His two companions kept on at him until in the end, he acceded to their insistant demands and displayed it to them. They were amazed when they saw that it reached the floor. With amazement and admiration, mixed with envy, they commented, "Holy smoke, how big does it get when you have sex?"

The midget, with a red face and a tear in his eye, replied sheepishly, "I don't know, there's not enough blood for both of us, and I pass out!"

02-05-2009, 12:03 AM	#617
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours How could you know I was checking my thumbs? Three guys drinking in a bar start comparing the length of their "thumbs." The first guy, who was six feet tall, had a six inch one, the second guy, who was five foot six tall, had a five inch one. The third guy, who was a three foot six midget, said nothing. His two companions kept on at him until in the end, he acceded to their insistant demands and displayed it to them. They were amazed when they saw that it reached the floor. With amazement and admiration, mixed with envy, they commented, "Holy smoke, how big does it get when you have sex?" The midget, with a red face and a tear in his eye, replied sheepishly, "I don't know, there's not enough blood for both of us, and I pass out!"