[Brinty]

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!


Sipping her drink, the single
girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of
the work day, I went to my friend's office wearing
a leather coat. When all the other people
had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto
heels. He was so aroused that we made
passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my
story! When my fiance got home last Friday,
he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.
He was so turned on that we not only had sex
all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"


The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids
to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a
black garter belt, black stockings
and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband
got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's
for dinner?"